Season 1
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| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Picture this: You log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a virtual pineapple paradise. Yes, you heard that right – pineapples everywhere! But that’s not all, our server is also home to magical creatures called Mappous who roam the land spreading joy and laughter.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special program where you can watch epic trailers like “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “Burning Scent of Home”. And let’s not forget about our current character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen – they’re ready to join you on your wacky adventures.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a secret code that unlocks unimaginable rewards. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).
Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 34 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 390 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6729 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!
But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 42 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.
So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!
join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!
so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
