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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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