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Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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