CubicleCraft SMP: BullyBeGone! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of getting griefed by your so-called “friends” on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-bullying policy! In fact, we have a team of trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to bully you. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

One time, a player tried to bully me by stealing all my diamonds and building a giant statue of themselves right in front of my house. But little did they know, I had a secret weapon – a pet creeper named Bob. Bob may have exploded my house in the process, but at least that bully got what was coming to them.

So if you’re tired of dealing with workplace bullying on other servers, come join us! We promise you’ll never have to worry about getting griefed again. Plus, our llamas are really good at giving hugs.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BabyBlocker2021

BabyBlocker2021, Communication, Controlling, Couples counseling, crisis center, Decision making, Emotional support, emotional well being, Family Planning, manipulative, Marriage, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, Professional help, relationship dynamics, self-care, Stability, support network, Therapy, trying for kids

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!

Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Dragon Eggs Found:	4250
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Towns Built:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Love in the Nether – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where romance blooms in the most unexpected places! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden cave filled with roses and heart-shaped blocks. As you explore further, you come face to face with a creeper holding a bouquet of flowers – talk about explosive chemistry! Join our server for a chance to find love in the most unconventional of places and embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a dungeon or have a romantic picnic on top of a volcano. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience love, laughter, and lava on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MineCraftStressFest

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Are you tired of real life stress and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities.

Our server is the perfect place to forget about that time you accidentally sent a text to your crush that was meant for your mom. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your new online friends.

Forget about that time you got stuck in an elevator with your ex and their new partner. On our server, you can ride pigs, tame wolves, and even fly on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last one, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and say goodbye to stress and hello to fun! Trust us, it’s way better than that time you accidentally wore your shirt inside out to a job interview.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Farms Harvested:	801
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4838	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

KimJongCraft

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so, like, u know how kim jong un is always talkin’ bout nukes and stuff? well, imagine if he had a minecraft server, like whaaat? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while tryin’ to build ur dream house. who needs peace treaties when u can have epic battles in the virtual world, amirite? plus, u can team up with ur friends to take down kim jong un’s evil regime and bring peace to the minecraft universe. join now and show that dictator who’s boss!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Star Space MiniCraft

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lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got three large stars locked in a space smaller than mercury’s orbit! like, how even is that possible?! u can mine and build while staring at these giant stars like u in some kinda sci-fi movie. plus, rumor has it that if u build a portal to the stars, u can unlock secret powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. so come join us and witness this mind-blowing phenomenon for yourself! #mindblown #minecraftmadness

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where the sun is made of cheese, the trees sing opera, and the pigs ride around on hoverboards. Yes, you heard that right. Hoverboarding pigs. And that’s just the beginning!

Explore dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave, and battle giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join to see for yourself!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll have the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that correctly. A dragon that farts rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Source Engine Minecraft SMP

counter strike, engine, First Person Shooter, game design, game development, game engine, Game Mechanics, game physics, Gaming, graphics engine, half life, Minecraft, modding, programming, smp, software, source, source engine, source sdk, team fortress, Technology, Valve Corporation, video games, virtual reality

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Are you looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our villagers have formed a union and demand better working conditions, so you’ll have to negotiate with them if you want to trade. And don’t even get us started on the chickens – they’ve formed a gang and will peck anyone who crosses them.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of players who have built an entire city beneath the surface. You’ll have to solve riddles and complete challenges to gain access, but the rewards are worth it – trust us.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, it’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Farms Harvested:	465	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

aging, Argument, BoomerCraft, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, family gathering, generational gap, Glitter, growing old, Hypocrisy, immaturity, makeup, Maturity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relative, Server, Taylor Swift, younger

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for some epic battles and intense debates like the one between a 24-year-old player and a 58-year-old relative who just can’t stop talking smack about Taylor Swift.

Witness the fiery exchange as they argue about glitter, maturity, and the true meaning of growing old. Who will come out on top in this clash of generations? Find out on our server where drama is always on the menu!

But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BathroomBashersMC

awkward, bathroom, BathroomBashersMC, Boundaries, Breakup, Communication, compromise, consideration, Daily, discussion, family friend, Girlfriend, living situation, Masturbation, noise, personal time, privacy, roommate, roommate etiquette, shared space, UNCOMFORTABLE

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s bathroom habits? Look no further! Join our server for a fap-tastic time filled with loud noises and awkward encounters. Our community is so close, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a room with us! Don’t miss out on the daily fap sessions – join now for a truly unique gaming experience. Who needs a fan when you have us?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Crops Grown:	2274	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BlockBreakerz

BlockBreakerz, Consistency, daily habits, goal-setting, habit change, habit formation, habit formation techniques, habit stacking, habit tracking, healthy lifestyle, mental health, mindfulness, personal development, physical health, positive habits, productivity, Routine, self improvement, success habits, tangible benefits, wellness

Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the simple daily habit of mining for diamonds can lead to unimaginable riches and power!

Forget about brushing your teeth or making your bed, on our server, the daily habit of building epic structures and battling mythical creatures will have you feeling like a superhero in no time.

Join us now and experience the thrill of taming a dragon, riding a unicorn, or even befriending a talking llama. Who needs boring old habits like drinking water or exercising when you can be a virtual warrior in a world full of endless possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your best virtual life today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	491	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BinLadensCraft

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So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s crazier than Osama bin Laden’s son getting kicked outta France! Yeah, that’s right, this server is so wild, even world leaders are talkin’ about it!

Join us for some insane adventures, like building a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, or diving into a pit of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular, even aliens from outer space wanna play with us. Rumor has it, they built a spaceship made entirely out of cobblestone just to get here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Hopfield & Hinton’s Neural Network Fun

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Join our epic Minecraft server where we use the power of Nobel Prize-winning physics to create the most mind-blowing artificial neural networks!

Imagine building your own associative memory to store and reconstruct images in the game, or using autonomous methods to identify elements in pictures.

Our server is like no other, with crazy inventions and discoveries that will blow your mind. Come join us for a wild ride through the world of machine learning in Minecraft! Who knew physics could be so much fun?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Potions Brewed:	120	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Vanilla PE | Vanilla server Minecraft server

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Our tag: t.me/vanillape

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Enchantments Applied:	204	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Blocky Vagina Magnet Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server out there – “Vagina Magnet”! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!

But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.

And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.

So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Ally Not Putin Minecraft SMP

alcoholism, Ally, Christian, colonial plunder, colonialist, criticizes, Divorce Rates, Domination, Ethnic groups, ethnic purity, Exploitation, Exploitative, fact, Family Values, Fiction, HIV rates, homogeneous, Masculinity, Minecraft, morally superior, muslims, nationalism, putin, racially superior, racist, right-wing extremist groups, russia, SAVIOR, smp, suicide rates, suppressed nationalist movements, traditional values, wealth, West, white race

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Look no further than our server, where we believe that Putin is the savior of the white race! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and build our own white, Christian, homogeneous utopia in the world of Minecraft.

Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.