CubeHaven VS Hypixel | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Hypixel		CubeHaven
Pros		Pros
Large player base		Focus on building a supportive community
Wide variety of game modes and minigames		Play-to-win environment
Regular updates and events		Unique custom features and events
Frequent content additions		Emphasis on growth and camaraderie
Cons		Cons
Can be overwhelming for beginners		Smaller player base
Potentially toxic community due to size		Lack of certain popular game modes

AnimeSexCraft: Where Modern Anime Meets Minecraft Madness!

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Are you tired of all the degenerate anime out there that revolve around nothing but sex? Looking for a server that’s more classy and tasteful? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is like a breath of fresh air in a sea of trashy content. Join us for a fun and wholesome gaming experience where the only thing getting raped is the creeper by your diamond sword! Say goodbye to trashy HBO vibes and hello to a server that’s more classy than an uncut hentai. What are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NudeCraft: Where You’ll Find More Than Just Diamonds in the Hardcore World of Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or scandalous? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to uncover the juiciest secrets and scandals of the Minecraft community. We’ve got hidden treasure chests filled with scandalous nudes and hardcore pics of your favorite Minecraft characters. Who knew Steve had such a wild side?

But be warned, once you see these scandalous pics, you’ll never look at your beloved Minecraft characters the same way again. It’s a whole new world of blocky drama and intrigue, and you won’t want to miss out on the action.

So come on down to our server and join the chaos. Who knows what scandalous surprises await you in the world of Minecraft? Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft. 😉🔥🔞

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafty United – Where Creepers and Players Unite in Chaos!

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server. Legend has it that once upon a time, a group of players on this server became so powerful that NOBODY could stop them. They built giant castles made entirely out of diamond blocks, rode around on flying pigs, and tamed dragons to guard their loot. But don’t worry, they’re actually super friendly and love to welcome new players into their wacky world. So come join us and see if YOU can become as unstoppable as them! Just be prepared for a wild ride full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few exploding chickens. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Weeaboneese KidzCraft: Dethroning MTG in Style!

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Are you tired of playing boring old Magic: The Gathering? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has officially dethroned MTG as the most popular TCG! Why, you ask? Because we have weeaboneese kiddyshit, that’s why! Imagine dueling with your opponents using adorable anime characters and ridiculous power-ups. Plus, our server has a secret underground dojo where you can train with ninja cats and unlock special abilities. So come join us and experience the craziest TCG adventure of your life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	257	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Holy Crap Mine

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning reality all at the same time.

Our server is like no other, with crazy adventures around every corner. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. We have players from all walks of life, including Aryans, shitskins, and everything in between. We embrace diversity and celebrate the fact that we’re all just pixels in a virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends or enemies along the way. Just remember to keep your bloodlines pure according to the Holy Torah – it’s a holy matter, after all.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	558	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MineLOL – Minecraft Madness & Mayhem!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles within the world of Minecraft, where you can experience the thrill of the war within like never before.

Patch 10.2.6 has brought some insane changes to our server, including shiver-me-timbers plunderstorms and remixes of Pandaria that will blow your mind. Get ready to raid like never before and conquer dungeons that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all! Our April Trading Post is filled with unique items that will make your Minecraft experience even more exciting. From plunderstorm sections to spring finery, there’s something for everyone to enjoy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Blocky Bankruptcy: Where You Can Mine Your Way Out of Debt!

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Are you tired of being buried under a mountain of debt? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start mining for virtual diamonds to pay off your real-life debts! Our economy is so booming, you’ll be debt-free in no time! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with gold bars. So not only will you be debt-free, but you’ll also be rolling in riches! Join now and start digging your way to financial freedom!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7791	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

InuCraft: The Quest for Diamond Shards

Anime, Arc, Buddhist teachings, Demons, Diamond, enlightenment, FANTASY, InuCraft, inuyasha, Japanese culture, Karma, Kikyo, Manga, meditation, Mythology, Quest, Reincarnation, sacred texts, Shards, spiritual awakening, spirituality, Supernatural, tantric law of inversion, Vajrayana Buddhism

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is all about the tantric law of inversion! That’s right, we’ve got Kikyo, a Vajrayana Buddhist, running the show and bringing a whole new level of enlightenment to your gaming experience.

Join us as we delve into the mystical world of Vajrayana Buddhism through the power of Minecraft. Build your own temple, meditate with pixelated monks, and unlock secret mantras that will give you superhuman abilities in the game.

Forget about mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be mining for spiritual enlightenment! So come on, join us and discover the true meaning of inner peace… and maybe even score some epic loot along the way.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ClownCraft: Chaos Reigns Supreme #56

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Welcome to Clown World Order #56, where chaos reigns and the absurdity knows no bounds! Join us as we embark on a journey through a Minecraft server like no other, where Trump judges are disqualified for juggling too many clown noses, Bill Maher bombs on his own show because he couldn’t handle the pressure of building a pixelated house, and GOP cucks on Ukraine and Israel by trying to negotiate peace treaties with creepers and skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic fail of Gaza bridge protests as players accidentally build bridges to nowhere and get stuck in an endless loop of falling off the edge. And don’t even get us started on the pedophilia denial on Timcast – turns out the only thing they’re mining for is diamonds!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of meme-worthy politicians, and engage in epic PvP battles with players dressed as clowns? So come on down to Clown World Order #56 and let the madness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	236	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crafty Creepers: The Holy Land Edition

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Are you tired of all the dickriding of Israel on other servers? Are you sick of 76iq dumbfucks ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the Indian bros out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So why wait? Join now and let’s show those 76iq dumbfucks how it’s done!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

LOLcraft: This Game Will Be Forgotten in a Year Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that everyone forgets about after a year? Well, look no further! Our server may not have the staying power, but we make up for it with our amazing set of jiggling gook jigabongaboos! These things are so mesmerizing, you won’t even remember what game you’re playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, jiggling gook jigabongaboos! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares when you have jiggling gook jigabongaboos to keep you entertained)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	4384
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Midlife Crisis Craft: Where dreams go to die but blocks stay alive

“Youth, 40, Abandoned, ABSENT, aging, alive, blocks, Craft, Crisis, depleted, Despair, deteriorating, Die, Disappointment, dreams, emptiness, ENERGY, evaporated, Friends, health, hopes, Lost, Midlife, motivation, savings, stay, Wasted

Are you tired of feeling like you’ve wasted away your life with nothing to show for it? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with endless possibilities.

Forget about your deteriorating health and lost youth, because on our server, you’ll feel rejuvenated and alive like never before. Say goodbye to your abandoned friends and depleted energy, because here, you’ll make new friends and have more energy than you know what to do with.

Don’t worry about your evaporated savings, because on our server, the only currency you need is pure fun and excitement. So come join us and let the emptiness in your life be filled with laughter, creativity, and endless Minecraft shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	312
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Enchantments Applied:	290	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Blocky Brawlers: Minecraft Street Fighter Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even Akuma himself couldn’t resist joining. Check out our teaser trailer where Akuma builds a house with one punch!

2. We just released a balance patch that allows you to ride creepers like horses and shoot fireballs from your hands. It’s chaos, but in a good way.

3. Want to watch high-level replays of players battling it out in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where players use combos that will blow your mind.

4. Need some frame data for your PvP battles? We got you covered with our Street Fighter 6 Frame Data tool. Know your enemy’s every move before they even make it!

5. Explore our SuperCombo Wiki to learn secret techniques like the “Creeper Explosion Combo” and the “Ender Dragon Finisher”.

6. Don’t know what “footsies” are? No worries, check out our Footsies Handbook to learn how to outmaneuver your opponents in epic PvP battles.

7. Use Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter, Alpha, and even Marvel vs. Capcom on our server. It’s like a time machine to the golden age of gaming!

8. Want to warm up before your next PvP match? Follow Daigo’s drills, where you mine diamonds with lightning-fast reflexes and build structures with surgical precision.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Last Round: >>473757487 (whatever that means, it’s probably important)

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	9072
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Organic Overload: Where Minecraft Madness Begins!

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring builds and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so original and organic, it’s practically grown from the ground up like a Minecraft tree!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs have taken over and are running the show! That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers for building materials and trade with skeletons for rare items. It’s a real monster mash out there!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so unique that the blocks themselves have personalities. You’ll never know if that diamond ore is feeling generous or if that dirt block is plotting your demise. It’s a real block party, literally!

So come on down to our server where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have a good time. Who needs boring old servers when you can join us for a truly one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mines Excavated:	2279	Animals Bred:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Zombie Dances:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Blocky Battles: ISSK Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just blocks and mobs? Well, have we got the server for you! This server is so yuri, you’ll think you’ve stumbled into a magical girl anime. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of romance between your Minecraft character and that cute villager over there. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild and wacky server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some yuri-tastic fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	468
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4474

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	452
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6