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UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

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Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Items Found:	3089

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

HomerlessCraft

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Blocky McPhenotype

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Farms Harvested:	513	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Mike’s Blocky Bastion

adoption, Bastion, BLACK SON, Blackmail, blocky, creepy, disappeared, FIRED, Gay, glowies, high-profile, Mike Johnson, Mikes, MONEY, Mysterious, newlyweds, Secrets, Speaker Faggot, teenager, trauma response, Ukraine, us border, Weirdo

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Divine Spears Created:	14
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Bootylicious Babes and Blocks

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the heavy boots are made for licking and also just very hot! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so hot that even the heavy boots are sweating! – We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant slimes with superpowers! – The trees in our server drop diamonds instead of leaves because why not? – Our server is guarded by a group of ninja chickens who will protect you at all costs! – If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you will be granted with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where women rule the world! Yes, you heard that right, only women are allowed to play on this server. Why, you ask? Because they are the true queens of Minecraft, of course!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamonds, unicorns, and rainbows. Our server is guarded by a fierce army of pink fluffy bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret chocolate fountain hidden somewhere in the world. Find it and you will be granted unlimited chocolate for life!

So why wait? Join our fabulous Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knew that women could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server

/b/s, casuals, cringy, DEBT, Deliver, dickens-dawkins loving, fedora, FedoraCraft, filthy casuals., Fortune 500 companies, higher-tier enlightenment, isogen, KATANA, katana swinging, kisslessly, mall-quality, Mining, niggers, prowl, pseudointellectual, Server, soychodes, swingers, universities, unpaid internships

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of being a fedorafag mall-quality katana swinging pseudointellectual dickens-dawkins loving soychode? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you to unleash your inner iso-genius!

Join us and leave behind the filthy casuals who think they’re better than you for serving unpaid internships in Fortune 500 companies while drowning in debt from some lame university. It’s time to show them who’s boss by mining the ISOGEN that I paid you to deliver!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! But remember, no niggers allowed – only true iso-geniuses need apply!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magic Items Found:	2402	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	New Chunks Explored:	982967