Are you tired of dealing with poop-covered babies who only cry when they’re clean? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of parenthood! Our server is so fun and addictive, you’ll forget all about those dirty diapers and screaming babies. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually make your baby stop crying altogether. So come join us and say goodbye to poop-covered babies and hello to endless hours of blocky fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Orbs of Power Found: 12 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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