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Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
Epic Quests Completed: 26 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Dragon Eggs Found: 1075
Treasure Maps Found: 12 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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