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Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances: 8 Emeralds Found: 7627
Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Mines Excavated: 1223
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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