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Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Potions Brewed: 26
Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Infinity Stones Found: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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