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Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Potions Brewed: 39
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
Falling into the Void: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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