come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing more toxic than the pesticides in agriculture is the banter in the chat! we’ve got crazy builds that will make your jaw drop faster than a smoker lighting up a ciggy.

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Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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