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Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Divine Spears Created: 12
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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