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Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Rune Stones Activated: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
Runes Activated: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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