Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there, then you gotta come to our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a magical Minecraft server where the soil was so healthy, you could hear it singing! That’s right, the ground was jamming out to underground critter concerts all day and all night. It was like a rave, but with worms and bugs instead of people.

And if you join our server, you’ll get to experience this wild ecosystem for yourself. You’ll be mining and crafting while listening to the sickest beats coming from the soil beneath your feet. It’s like having your own personal DJ, but instead of a dude with a turntable, it’s a bunch of earthworms throwing down some sick tracks.

So come on down to our server and get ready to party with the soil! Who knew that ecoacoustics could be so lit? Join now and get ready to have the time of your life in the most unique Minecraft server around. Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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New Minecraft Server
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  • Blocky Bae Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bae Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of white women in America only settling for white men now that Trump won the election? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and build your own virtual trad wife empire, where all the white women are larping as trad wives and settling for nonwhite men just to spice things up. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own crazy love stories in our wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 45

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP

    I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being single because you don’t have a cute Minecraft skin? Join our SMP and transform into the most attractive blocky character you’ve ever seen! With our amazing custom skins, you’ll be turning heads left and right in no time. Who needs a cute girlfriend when you look this good in pixels? Join now and start your journey to pixelated love!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • StepDadCashCut

    StepDadCashCut
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got more family drama than you can shake a diamond sword at!

    Join now to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like the player who cut off their stepdaughter for getting married too young. Will you choose to support your virtual family or go rogue and strike out on your own?

    With weddings, financial struggles, and tough love decisions, this server is more intense than a creeper explosion. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – because on our server, family drama is just the beginning!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • MineCraftLove

    MineCraftLove
    Well, on our Minecraft server, the most important thing in a relationship is sharing your diamonds! Forget about flowers and chocolates, nothing says “I love you” like giving your partner a shiny new diamond pickaxe. And if things don’t work out, you can always use those diamonds to craft some epic armor and take them down in a PvP battle!

    Join our server for a chance to find your true Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone to help you mine for obsidian. Who needs Tinder when you have a whole virtual world to explore together? Plus, we have a secret underground love cave where players can go on romantic dates and watch the sunset over a pixelated ocean.

    So come join us and experience the love, drama, and diamond-filled adventures that await on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find your blocky happily ever after!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CraftyCommiesMC

    CraftyCommiesMC
    Yo, fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got North Korean forces teaming up with Russia inside Ukraine to create the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen! Imagine fighting alongside Kim Jong-un and Putin while building your own empire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Shift Gear Phone-Free Drive

    Shift Gear Phone-Free Drive
    So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can drive vehicles, but with gear shifts! It’s like, totally insane, right? You gotta focus on shifting gears while driving, so you can’t be on your phone at the same time. It’s like a safety feature, but in Minecraft! Join our server for the most epic and chaotic driving experience ever. Plus, there’s, like, secret underground races and treasure hunts that only the most skilled drivers can find. So, like, why wait? Join now and shift into gear for the ride of your life!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 42 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • TotemMC

    TotemMC

    TotemMC – A fun and balanced Minecraft survival server packed with features for every type of player! Features:

    • Crates: Unlock epic rewards, from gear to rare items, through our voting and purchase crates. • mcMMO: Level up skills like mining, combat, and fishing with RPG-style progression. • Quests: Complete over 6,000 quests for rewards and keep the adventure going! • Jobs: Earn money by working as a miner, farmer, builder, and more. • Player Warps (Pwarps): Set up personal warps and share them with others. • No Griefing: Build safely with our GriefPrevention system. • Bank & Vaults: Securely store money and items for easy access. • Coinshop: Spend coins on perks like chat colors, glow effects, crate keys, and flight time.

    • IP: play.totemmc.com (Version 1.21.1) • Discord: https://discord.gg/BBc89VchQK Join TotemMC today for a survival experience like no other!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Pixelmon Portugal

    Pixelmon Portugal

    Pixelmon server with unique features, BattlePass, quests, and much more! Join our discord to start your pokemon adventure!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Silvermons: Where Pixelmon meet Nonsense, Progression meet chaos and Endgame meet laughter! Join us for the weekly Llama races!

    Silvermons: Where Pixelmon meet Nonsense, Progression meet chaos and Endgame meet laughter! Join us for the weekly Llama races!
    Server Name Silvermons
    Server Type Pixelmon Reforged
    Server IP play.silvermons.com
    Version Minecraft 1.16.5
    Modpack The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

    Overview:

    Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has content for players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

    FAQ:

    Q: What is the server IP?

    A: The server IP is play.silvermons.com

    Q: What version of Minecraft is the server running?

    A: The server is running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5

    Q: What modpack is required to join the server?

    A: The server requires The Pixelmon Modpack. You can find it here

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1702 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Chum Bud’s Minecraft Server

    Chum Bud’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even cux the child? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cux all the children you want! Just kidding, please don’t cux the child. But seriously, our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics that will keep you laughing for hours. Join now and see why everyone is talking about our one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Minecraft SMP – Fapping Together Thread

    Minecraft SMP – Fapping Together Thread
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also have a special Fapping Together Thread! That’s right, you can post lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’ with your fellow players. And in our latest edition, we have a bar room breeding event where you can breed your animals in style!

    Join us for a wild and wacky time as we explore the depths of Minecraft while also exploring our own depths of…well, you know. Who needs boring old survival when you can have a server where anything goes? So come on in and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • BlockyBootyBumpers

    BlockyBootyBumpers
    Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about annoying moviegoers squishing your legs! On our server, you can spread your legs as wide as you want without anyone bothering you. We guarantee that no one will lean back on you or try to take up your space. Plus, we have virtual popcorn and soda for you to enjoy while you play. So come on over and experience the ultimate comfort and relaxation in our Minecraft world!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 427
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Crafting Chaos: Parental Failures

    Crafting Chaos: Parental Failures
    Are you tired of being unprepared for the real world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn valuable life skills such as building, crafting, and surviving in a blocky world filled with creepers, zombies, and other crazy creatures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who will teach you the ancient art of bacon-making. Yes, you heard that right – bacon-making! Imagine the look on your parents’ faces when you come home with a plate full of delicious bacon that you made yourself in Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft master, equipped with all the skills you need to conquer the real world (and maybe even impress your parents along the way).

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Emeralds Found: 8953

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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