CringeCraftBabyPity | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Incel Kino Minecraft SMP

alienation, Cinema, cult classics, dark humor, films, incel, incel community, incel culture, Kino, Loneliness, Lonely Men, mandatory incel Kinos, Minecraft, misunderstood, misunderstood characters, movies, must watch, outcast movies, outsider perspective, recommended, smp, social outcasts, societal rejection, tragic comedy

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is filled with mandatory incel Kinos that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time.

Join us for epic battles against the dreaded Ender Dragon, where the only way to defeat it is by reciting lines from your favorite incel movie. Or how about a thrilling game of capture the flag, where the flag is actually just a fedora that you have to wear while running around the map?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Incel Olympics, where players compete in events such as the Neckbeard Dash, the Fedora Toss, and the Waifu Pillow Fight. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Nice Guy, who roams the server looking for m’ladies to rescue.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of irony – you’re gonna need it!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BFsPassingSecrets

abandonment, arrangements, BFsPassingSecrets, Cancer, caregiving, Communication, cremation, end of life, exhaustion, family, Funeral, Grief, HEARTBREAK, hospice, in-laws, love, relationships, Resentment, Support, terminal illness, Wishes

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you forget all about real-life drama like this heartbreaking story! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous shenanigans.

Reasons to join our server: 1. Escape the drama of real life – no in-laws or family drama here, just pure Minecraft madness! 2. Build your own world and create your own story – no need to deal with other people’s drama when you can create your own epic tale! 3. Make new friends who will always have your back – unlike those family members who abandoned their loved one in a time of need, our Minecraft community is always there for each other. 4. Explore new worlds and conquer challenges – forget about planning funerals, on our server, the only thing you need to plan is your next epic build! 5. Join us for a laugh and a good time – because life is too short to deal with real-life drama when you can be building castles and fighting zombies with us!

So come on in and join the fun – leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in the crazy, hilarious world of our Minecraft server!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RegretfulRookie in Minecraft SMP

acceptance, communication skills, Coping skills, Decision making, emotional intelligence, Empathy, financial literacy, forgiveness, goal-setting, Gratitude, healthy boundaries, letting go, life lessons, mindfulness, Minecraft, patience, personal growth, RegretfulRookie, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, Time management

Are you tired of learning life lessons the hard way? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and learn valuable life lessons like never digging straight down (unless you want to meet a fiery death in a pool of lava) and always carrying a bucket of water with you (because you never know when you’ll need to put out a sudden fire).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who will teach you the true meaning of friendship and bacon. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a mischievous group of creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start learning life lessons the fun and absurd way!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftySocietyOops

biggest mistake, CraftySocietyOops, current events, Global Issues, MISTAKES, social problems, societal blunders, societal challenges, societal concerns, societal dilemmas, societal errors, societal failures, societal faults, societal issues, societal misconceptions, societal missteps, societal mistakes, societal misunderstandings, societal trends, society

Join our Minecraft server and escape the biggest mistake society is making right now – not playing enough Minecraft! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually just misunderstood pets.

Forget about real life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle or finding the rarest loot. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to an alternate universe where everyone has superpowers and the only currency is emeralds.

So come join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and enchanted diamond armor. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CruiseMissileCraft Server

apartment, Conflict, cruise missile, CruiseMissileCraft, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah activity, idf, IDF operation, intelligence, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, national security, Operation, Planning, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Terrorism, threat

so, like, this server is so lit, even IDF be talkin’ bout it! apparently, Hezbollah was gonna shoot a cruise missile from an apartment in Lebanon, but they got distracted by how awesome our server is. like, imagine being so cool that even terrorists wanna join your Minecraft world! come join us and be part of the action, who knows what crazy stuff will happen next! #minecraftgoals #terroristapproved

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	1782	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MirageCraft – GripenEuroFighter

Air Force, arms deals, defence minister, defense acquisitions, defense capabilities, Defense Contracts, defense industry, defense news, defense procurement, Defense updates, eurofighter, fighter jets, Gripen, GripenEuroFighter, Military Aircraft, military modernization, military technology, Mirage fighter, miragecraft, negotiations, Ukraine, Ukrainian military

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is negotiating for some sick fighter jets like mirage, gripen, and eurofighter. imagine flying around in a mirage fighter shooting creepers and zombies from the sky, epic right? plus, our server has the craziest pvp battles where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. join now and be part of the action, ukraine style!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Serotonin Space Quests

anticipation, behavioral science, brain chemistry, brain function, cues, desirable rewards, dopamine, mental health, mood regulation, motivation, neurology, neuroscience, neurotransmitters, Pleasure, Psychology, Quests, research, Rewards, scientific study, serotonin, Space, subjective value

so like, you know how when you play minecraft and you find, like, diamonds and stuff and you get all excited and happy? well, our server is like that but on steroids, man. when you join our server, your brain will be flooded with so much serotonin, you’ll feel like you just won the lottery while riding a unicorn made of rainbows.

our rewards are so epic, your serotonin levels will be off the charts. we’re talking about rewards that will make you question reality itself. and the best part is, just thinking about these rewards will make your brain release even more serotonin. it’s like a never-ending cycle of happiness and joy.

so come join our server and experience the ultimate serotonin rush of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it. just remember to bring a helmet, because your mind will be blown.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Elden Ring Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, challenging bosses, dark fantasy, Elden, elden ring, Exploration, FANTASY, FromSoftware, Gaming Community, George R.R. Martin, highly anticipated, horseback combat, immersive gameplay, lore-rich, Minecraft, mythical creatures, next gen, open world, Ring, RPG, Server, Soulsborne, upcoming release, video game

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Elden Ring for a wild ride filled with dragons, unicorns, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden portal that led them to a land filled with talking cows and flying pigs. They were greeted by a dancing llama who offered them enchanted diamond armor in exchange for their best dance moves. Needless to say, they partied all night long and became the legends of Elden Ring.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Ninja Clan, a group of fearless warriors who protect the land from evil mobs using nothing but their trusty feather swords and ninja skills. Join them in their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon and claim the ultimate prize – a golden toilet made of pure emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join Elden Ring today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wonders and shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Golden Time TADA BANRI Minecraft SMP

Amnesia, Anime, Banri, Character development, college life, comedy, Drama, friendship, Golden, golden time, Heartwarming, japanese animation, long term memory, love, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past, relationships, romance, slice of life, smp, Supernatural, Tada, TADA BANRI, Time

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where every player is required to have watched the anime Golden Time and have a deep understanding of TADA BANRI’s struggles. Why, you ask? Because in this server, we believe that only those who have experienced the emotional rollercoaster of Golden Time can truly appreciate the chaos and drama that unfolds in our world.

Join us as we reenact scenes from the show, build replicas of the iconic locations, and engage in intense debates about which character is the best waifu. But beware, just like in Golden Time, there are plenty of plot twists and unexpected turns waiting for you around every corner.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world where love triangles, amnesia, and ghostly apparitions are the norm, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your sanity at the door, because once you enter, there’s no telling what kind of craziness you’ll encounter.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SisterSnubbedMC

advice, Boundaries, Cancer, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, DISRESPECTFUL, Ego, emotions, Empathy, family, Funeral, Grief, husband, mourning, relationships, sacrifice, self-centered, sister, SisterSnubbedMC, Support

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds!

Join us and escape the real world, where you won’t have to worry about egotistical in-laws hijacking funerals. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to relax and have a good time without the family drama.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some family members who just don’t understand. So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind for a while. Who knows, you might even find some virtual diamonds to make up for the ones you lost in real life!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

UnxpctdLifeEvnts – Minecraft SMP

best, blessings in disguise, curveball, fate, life changing moments, life events, Minecraft, plot twist, rollercoaster of emotions, serendipity, silver lining, smp, Surprising, Twist of fate, twists and turns, unexpected, unexpected blessings, unexpected challenges, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen circumstances, Unpredictable, UnxpctdLifeEvnts, WORST

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the unexpected is the norm? Look no further than our server, where every day is a rollercoaster of ridiculousness and mayhem!

Join us and experience the thrill of being randomly teleported to a new dimension filled with dancing chickens and exploding creepers. Witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but carrots and rubber chickens. And don’t forget about the time a player accidentally turned themselves into a block of cheese and had to be rescued by a team of brave adventurers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, come join us! Who knows, you might just have the best/worst experience of your life in the most unexpected way.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BlockheadZAnonymous

Baffling, bewildering actions, bizarre habits, BlockheadZAnonymous, common behavior, confusion, cultural norms, Human Behavior, odd behaviors, perplexing, perplexing actions, Psychology, puzzling, quirky tendencies, social norms, societal expectations, societal quirks, strange habits, strange traditions, unusual conduct, weird customs

Have you ever seen someone try to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday afternoon activity! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like building upside-down houses, hosting llama fashion shows, and challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the chance to join our wacky community and experience the most absurd Minecraft server out there!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Leboomin’Craft: Israel’s Revenge

airstrikes, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, evacuation efforts., evacuation warnings, foreign policy, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, Israels, lebanon, LeboominCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Political unrest, RETALIATION, Revenge, SECURITY, strikes, Tensions, violence, War

lolz come join our minecraft server where we launch fresh strikes in lebanon after giving evacuation warnings!! 😂🚀🚨

why join? well, where else can you experience the thrill of dodging missiles while building your dream castle in minecraft?! 🏰💣

our server is so lit, even the creepers are scared to blow up your creations because they know we mean business! 💥🙅‍♂️

plus, our community is so tight-knit, we have secret underground bunkers where we hide from the mods when they try to ban us for our shenanigans! 🕳️🤫

so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and mayhem on our server today! just watch out for those pesky evacs, they’re a real buzzkill. 😜🚁🔥

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Blocky Boomer Bash

Analysis, Bash, better descriptor, blocky, boomer, categorization, characteristics, Cultural, Defining, Demographic, descriptor, Example, generation X, Generational, hindsight, Identity, Label, long tail, Naming, placeholder, Retrospective, Societal, Tag

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got llamas dat can do backflips and chickens dat wear sunglasses. u can ride on a flying pig while battling evil unicorns who shoot rainbow lasers from their horns. build a house out of giant marshmallows and have a pet dragon that farts diamonds. our server is so lit, even creepers dance to the beat of the jukebox. come join the fun and be part of the craziest adventure ever!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Brain Hub Connection Craft

Australian researchers, biological basis, Brain, brain alterations, brain areas, brain connections, brain connectivity, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain hubs, brain networks, brain studies, Connection, Craft, depression research, Hub, major depressive disorder, mental health, mental illness, neuroscience, Psychiatry, youth depression, youth mental health

so, like, have you ever wanted to explore the depths of your brain while playing minecraft? well, do we have the server for you! join us and discover the crazy connections in your brain that may be causing your youth depression. we’ve got hubs that are so densely connected, you’ll be like, “whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff.” come join us and let’s find out together why you’re feeling so down, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. trust us, it’ll be a journey you won’t forget.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17