CringeCraftBabyPity | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Phone Zone: Biosecurity Hazard

antibiotic-resistant bacteria, Australian parrots, Bacteria, biohazard, biosecurity, contamination, crops, DNA analysis, global health, hazard, health, international travellers, Microbes, pathogens, Phone, PHONES, SECURITY, septicaemia, Technology, travel, travellers, weak link, Zone

LOL U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ TRAVELLERS’ PHONES R A BIOSECURITY WEAK LINK! WE GOT DNA ANALYSIS OF MICROBES FOUND ON DA PHONES OF INTERNATIONAL TRAVELLERS N WE FOUND ANTIBIOTIC-RESISTANT BACTERIA N A PATHOGEN DAT AFFECTS CROPS N CAN CAUSE SEPTICAEMIA IN NATIVE AUSTRALIAN PARROTS! JOIN US N SAVE DA PARROTS, SAVE DA WORLD, SAVE DA MINECRAFT! LET’S GET WILD N CRAZY, JUST LIKE DEM MICROBES ON DEM PHONES! #SAVETHEPARROTS #ANTIBIOTICRESISTANCE #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Hip Hop Hype Minecraft Server

1964 Impalas, 2020s hip hop, 90s Hip Hop, AniManga, animanga incorporation, anime hip hop fusion, boombox, cringe, cultural appropriation, evolution of hip hop, favorite rappers, Hip, hip hop evolution, Hop, hype, Illmatic, lack of understanding, Minecraft, Modern hip hop, outdated hip hop, poor representation, rap battle references, Server, US hip hop, US hip hop in animanga

Are you tired of outdated hip hop references in animanga? Do you want a Minecraft server that understands the evolution of rap music in the past 15 years? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who know that Illmatic is so last century!

Join us and witness our favorite rappers cruising around in their 1964 Impalas with boomboxes blaring the latest hits. Say goodbye to cringy rap battle references and hello to a server that is truly living in the 2020s.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of hip hop awesomeness! Who needs Illmatic when you can have Minecraft madness?

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Ores Mined:	3979	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

We’re All Going To Make It Minecraft SMP

10. Hope, 11. Confidence, 12. Strength, 13. Empowerment, 14. Support, 15. Unity, 16. Teamwork, 17. Growth mindset, 18. Overcoming obstacles, 19. Achieving goals, 2. Success, 20. Never give up, 3. Perseverance, 4. Determination, 5. Encouragement, 6. Positivity, 7. belief, 8. inspiration, 9. Resilience, Minecraft, motivation, smp

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered friends and offers quests for those brave enough to take them on. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land, protecting us from any pesky griefers who dare to try and ruin our fun. Join us and become a part of the llama army, where you’ll ride into battle on the backs of these majestic creatures, armed with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of sass.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where we’re all going to make it – one ridiculous story at a time!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	607794

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ParentalVacayNoWay

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, extended family, family conflicts, family dynamics, family gatherings, family holidays, family relationships, family time, family vacations, holiday expectations, holiday stress, holiday traditions, in-laws, ParentalVacayNoWay, quality time, relationships, Support, vacation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a block away! Join us for a wild adventure filled with passive-aggressive comments, awkward family dinners, and boundary-setting fun!

Are you tired of boring family vacations where you actually have to relax and enjoy yourself? Then this is the server for you! Spend your days on edge, wondering what snide remarks will be made next, and your nights setting boundaries with your in-laws.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of lying and defending hurtful comments, all while trying to maintain a facade of family harmony. Who needs relaxation when you can have constant tension and drama?

So come on down to our server, where every trip is a rollercoaster of emotions and every family dinner is a test of your patience. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and conflict? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy family adventure!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Farms Harvested:	329	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DadBodMC SMP

Communication, compassion, DadBodMC, Dedication, discipline, Family Values, Fatherhood, guidance, leadership, love, mentor, parenting, patience, positive influence, Protector, provider, Role Model, sacrifice, smp, Support, Understanding, wisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against giant chickens (yes, you read that right).

Our server is the perfect place for players who are looking for a good time and a good laugh. We have a strict “no serious business” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door and get ready to have some fun. Plus, our community is full of awesome players who are always down for a good prank or a ridiculous challenge.

But the best part? Our server is run by none other than your Dad! That’s right, he’s not just a good father, he’s also a Minecraft master who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From building giant statues of himself to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, your Dad knows how to keep things interesting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for a few dad jokes along the way – after all, it wouldn’t be a true Dad-run server without them!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyCreeperCocktail

alcohol, bar, bar scene, Beer, club, Cocktail, CraftyCreeperCocktail, drink, favorite drink, happy hour, mixed drinks, night out, nightlife, Nightlife Experience, nightlife scene, party drink, partying, signature drink, socializing, Spirits, wine

Are you tired of boring old bars and clubs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drink you need is a potion of invisibility! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring them half to death, all while sipping on a delicious potion. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try our special potion of levitation and soar through the skies like a majestic unicorn. Join us for a wild night of Minecraft madness and potion-fueled shenanigans!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TaiwanCraft: Biden’s Defense Fund

arms deal, arms sales, Asia-Pacific region, biden, Bidens, Defense, defense assistance, defense budget, defense support, foreign policy, fund, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military equipment, Military Funding, national security, security assistance, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, US-Taiwan relations, White House

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more defense support than taiwan thanks to biden’s approval of $567 million! our white house is lit af and ready to protect our players from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. we’ve got secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, all thanks to biden’s generous donation. join now and be part of the most secure and badass minecraft server in the world!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	2430

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Drive Thru Truth

car ride, Clarity, contemplation, Conversations, deep thoughts, DRIVE, epiphany, inner peace, introspection, late night thoughts, late-night drive, Nighttime, Peaceful, Quiet, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Silence, solitude, Truth, Understanding

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like driving in the dark and finding out your mom’s actually a ninja! 😂 Like, for realz, the mysteries and surprises on this server are gonna blow your mind like a creeper in a TNT factory! 🤯 And let me tell ya, the late-night vibes on this server are so chill, it’s like sippin’ on a potion of relaxation! So come on and join the party, cuz this server is where the real magic happens! 🔮✨

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Potions Brewed:	67

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SpawnCitySMP – Vanilla with a hint of Hermicraft flavor

application, BUILD, city, collaborate, Community, content creators, Creators, Discord, Explore, flavor, Gaming, Hermicraft, hermitcraft, Hint, Join, location, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, Server, smp, SpawnCitySMP, Style, Vanilla

SpawnCitySMP Minecraft Server

Description
Welcome to the SpawnCitySMP, a Hermitcraft-style server where we build a city at a set location. The server will start soon, and if you are interested, there is an application you can submit on the server. This server is created for content creators to create content, but everyone who wants to play is welcome.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by submitting an application on the server.
Is this server only for content creators?	No, everyone who wants to play is welcome on the server.
Where can I find more information?	You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/uxMkhFuT for more information.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Debate Night Minecraft Server

campaign trail, candidates, debate, debate outcome, debate performance, debate predictions, debate strategies, debate winner, democratic party, election, election 2020, kamala harris, Mike Pence, Minecraft, night, political analysis, political showdown, Politics, republican party, Server, Vice President debate, vice presidential candidates, vice presidential debate winner

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft server and watch the most epic Vice President debate unfold right before your eyes! Will the zombie pigman reign supreme with his fiery rhetoric? Or will the creeper blow everyone away with his explosive arguments? Only one way to find out – join now and witness the madness! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Join today and be part of the craziest political showdown in Minecraft history!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Kino Minecraft SMP CBGBs

CBGBs, concert memories, iconic clubs, Kino, legendary venues, Live Music, Minecraft, Music, music experiences, music history, Music legends, music nostalgia, music venues, new york city, punk bands, punk culture, Punk Rock, punk scene, rock and roll, Rock Music, smp, underground scene

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to log off faster than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato just because why not? Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing until your diamond armor breaks from all the shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a tiny floating island with nothing but a pet parrot for company, and even a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a regular pickaxe spray-painted gold).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you saying “What was one kino that really gave you the CBGBs?” (whatever that means).

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CelebLoverMC SMP

admired celebrities, beloved stars, CelebLoverMC, Celebrities, celebrities we admire, celebrities we adore, celebrities we appreciate, celebrities we enjoy, celebrities we look up to, celebrities we love, celebrities we respect, celebrities we support, celebrity crushes, famous people, favorite celebrities, likeable celebrities, popular celebrities, smp, well-liked celebrities

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the celebrities on our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got Steve, the OG blocky heartthrob who can mine diamonds with his eyes closed. And don’t even get me started on Creeperina, the explosive fashionista who always leaves a bang wherever she goes. And let’s not forget about Herobrine, the mysterious bad boy who’s always up to no good (but we love him anyway). Join our SMP and rub elbows with the coolest celebs in the blocky world – you won’t regret it!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

AnimalCraft: Live Like a Wolf

AnimalCraft, Live, Wolf

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re just a regular player? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want for a day! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the fields? Done. How about a ferocious T-Rex terrorizing the land? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us and experience the thrill of being a different animal every day. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for flying like a bird or swimming like a fish. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest animal fantasies in Minecraft!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	9994	Animals Bred:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BlockBusterCraft

Assassination, assassination attempt, BlockBusterCraft, Conflict, extremist group, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israeli strike, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Palestinian, Political, resistance, RETALIATION, security threat, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence

So, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join ASAP! We got dragons flying around dropping diamonds, like whaaat?! And the best part is, our leader is a Minecraft pro who once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot. True story, bro!

Join now and you’ll get a special power-up that lets you shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. Plus, our community is so friendly, we once had a virtual tea party with the zombies and skeletons. They’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	135	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Doomscrolling Drive Time

addiction, alertness, anxiety, danger, distraction, doomscrolling, DRIVE, Driving, exhaustion, Focus, Frustration, mental health, mindfulness, multitasking, Physical, Relaxation, road rage, Safety, stress, Technology, Time, traffic

u ever feel like u just scrolling thru life like u in a car on the highway to nowhere? well, on this minecraft server, we take that feeling and turn it into a whole new adventure! imagine driving a minecraft car through the pixelated streets, dodging creepers and zombies left and right. but watch out, cuz the traffic lights are actually redstone contraptions that could blow up at any moment! join us for the ultimate thrill ride and see if u can survive the chaos of our insane city streets. just remember, keep ur hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times, cuz things are about to get bumpy!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7