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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Star Shards Collected: 227
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1605

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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