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RegretCraft: Life’s Lava Pit

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Are you still haunted by the time you accidentally punched a villager in Minecraft and started a whole village-wide brawl? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we embrace chaos and mayhem! Join us and let your regrets be a thing of the past as you unleash your inner prankster and cause havoc wherever you go. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to wreak havoc in, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories (and probably get banned from a few servers along the way)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

HezbollahSmashCraft

Axios, Beirut, Conflict, Hashem Safieddine, hezbollah, HezbollahSmashCraft, International, Israel, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, Official, Operation, Politics, reporter, Senior, strike, Targets, Terrorism

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we have this wild event where players can pretend to be Israeli forces launching a strike on Beirut to take down the infamous senior Hezbollah official Hashem Safieddine. It’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and stuff. Join us for the most intense and chaotic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Plus, you might even uncover some secret treasures hidden in the rubble. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s blow stuff up together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3818	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Dragons Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Morning Dementia Drop

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got zombies that only come out at night when the blood is drawn, man! And get this, if you take a dementia test in the morning, your memory is gonna be on point, but if you take it at night, you gonna be forgettin’ where you put your diamond sword, bro! It’s like, a whole new level of challenge, ya feel me? So come join us and see if you can survive the night and keep your memory intact, fam! Let’s get this party started, woo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Welcome to the “Infinity Circle Server! smp 1.21” – where the fun never ends, just like a broken record!

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Infinity Cube Server Overview

Description
Interested in a forever server, with an emphasis on builders, that stays fresh with the resets of certain chunks every update? Look no further!
Looking for new players to join the Infinity Cube Server! (est. OCT, 2020) {whitelist}
The server is a whitelisted vanilla server running on 1.21!
Mostly experienced builders on the server, but all player types are encouraged to apply!
Running strong since October 10th, 2020! Closing in on 4 years on the world!

FAQ

What is the goal of the Infinity Cube Server?

The goal is to have fun, enjoy doing what you like in the game, and spend time making friends on the server. Mostly experienced builders are required, but all player types are welcome.

What about updates and mods?

The server currently runs on Minecraft version 1.21, but will update to newer versions as they are released. Chunks are reset before future updates to keep the world fresh. There are various mods installed on the server, such as TP to spawn, TP to home, Fast Leaf Decay, Dynmap, and more. Other mods are client-side and up to the player, with minimal restrictions.

How do I join the Infinity Cube Server?

1. Join the discord: https://discord.gg/zhb8dpXTJ3

2. Check out the website for more information (link in discord)

3. Fill out the application on the #smp-application channel

Thank you for considering 🙂

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Joker’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, BRAINWASHING, Chaos, collapse of norms, False memories, government control, instability, Jokers, Manipulation, mental instability, Minecraft, Party, public breakdown, Rebellion, Riots, Server, social engineering, social experimentation, societal betrayal, society, suggestion, trauma-based mind control, trigger, violence

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the chaos and madness of the Joker movie to a whole new level! Join us as we dive deep into the world of psychological operations and social engineering, all while building epic structures and battling mobs.

Ever wanted to experience what it’s like to descend into madness like the Joker? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is designed to make you question reality and plant false memories in your mind. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

Forget about societal norms and embrace the chaos! Our server is the perfect place for those who feel betrayed by society and are ready to rebel. We even have special events where we recreate scenes from the movie, complete with riots and public breakdowns. It’s like LARPing, but with creepers!

But wait, there’s more! The government may be watching, but that just adds to the thrill. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep, dark secrets while playing on our server. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft (unless the government is involved).

So come join us on our Joker-inspired Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and reality is just a suggestion. Trust us, it’ll be a riot! (Literally)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ZeroByte Minecraft SMP Fun

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so advanced that we have an application with 0 bytes of size installed by default in Android 13. Yes, you heard that right – 0 bytes! It’s called the InterconnectCollectKit v. 4.0.5 and it’s so mysterious, it’s like invisible code.

Join our server and unravel the secrets of this bizarre application. Maybe it holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures or summoning mythical creatures in the game. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world?

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server that defies all logic and reason like ours does? Plus, rumor has it that the InterconnectCollectKit v. 4.0.5 is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	243	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Work Break Minecraft Server

Agreement, balance, Break, Chores, Communication, equality, exhaustion, family dynamics, Financial, Minecraft, new parent, parenting, paternity leave, postpartum, responsibilities, SAHM, Schedule, Server, sleep schedule, Support, support system, work

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing work and family life? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to call your job a “break” like some people do!

Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world while taking breaks whenever you need them – because we get it, being a parent is tough work!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only appear during your work hours, so you better log on and protect your creations before they get blown up!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fun, and maybe even a little bit of chaos – just like parenting!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	195768	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5585
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NoWalletNoProblemMC

Accountability, bill splitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dining out, EMBARRASSMENT, financial responsibility, friendship, Generosity, group dynamics, Honesty, Integrity, NoWalletNoProblemMC, peer pressure, peer support, personal finance, social etiquette, social situations, Trust, wallet

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to cover other players’ expenses? Look no further! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine and build without worrying about your friends forgetting their wallets.

Join us and avoid awkward situations like the one Sarah put our player through. We promise not to guilt trip you into covering someone else’s share, no matter how small the amount. Plus, with our crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and leave your wallet at home – we’ve got you covered in the virtual world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchantments Applied:	111
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

HaxThatWork Minecraft SMP

actually works, Creative, efficiency, everyday life, Hacks, HaxThatWork, Helpful, Innovative, life hack, life improvement, Minecraft, organization, practical advice, problem solving, productivity, shortcuts, smart solutions, smp, time-saving, Tips, too good to be true, Tricks, useful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been practicing his dance moves just to impress our players. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed their own boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret life hack on our server that will blow your mind. Want to know how to make diamonds rain from the sky? Just stand on your head and sing the national anthem backwards while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it works every time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the cows start breakdancing or the zombies throw a surprise birthday party for the skeletons. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll never be bored.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	92
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit

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Are you tired of watching movies and thinking, “this would be so much better if someone just called someone else a piece of shit at the end”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we add “you piece of shit” to EVERY movie ending! Imagine the dramatic climax of Titanic, but instead of Rose letting go of Jack, she looks him in the eye and says, “you piece of shit” before pushing him into the icy waters. Or how about the ending of The Lion King, where Simba finally defeats Scar and then whispers in his ear, “you piece of shit” before throwing him off Pride Rock. Join our server for a movie experience like no other, where every ending is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start adding some much-needed spice to your favorite films!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4104	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NavyCraft Minecraft Server

cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Geopolitical, Gulf region, Indian Navy, international relations, Iranian port, maritime security, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, naval drills, naval exercises, naval fleet, NavyCraft, Server, Ships, strategic partnership, Tensions, Training, West Asia

come join our epic minecraft server where indian navy ships are training in iranian port but with a twist! instead of training for war, they are training to build the sickest minecraft ships you’ve ever seen! sail the high seas with your crew of navy seals and take on epic battles against sea monsters and rival pirate crews. but watch out for the kraken, he’s a real party pooper. join now for a chance to win a real life navy ship (just kidding, that’s illegal). so come on down and set sail on the most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyCreeper: Biden’s Oil War

biden, Bidens, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, negotiations, nuclear deal, Oil, oil facilities, peace talks, regional stability, sanctions, SECURITY, strikes, Tensions, US, War

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the best peeps to play with.

like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down and start dropping diamonds all over the place. like, what even is that?

and, get this, our moderators are like, actual wizards. they can make your wildest dreams come true in the game. want a castle made of cake? done. want to ride a unicorn into battle? no problem.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. you won’t regret it, i promise. and who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rainbow llama into battle. anything is possible on this server, man.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Stinky Cube SMP: Odor-free and curated just for mature noses. Join now for a fresh and funky experience!

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Rotten Block SMP

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Focus	Content creation, community building
Members	Niaamo, Cooltwo, CountMosquito

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join Rotten Block SMP?	Fill out the application form linked above and suitable applicants will be invited to our Discord for an interview.
What is the main focus of the server?	We aim to create a small community of friends with a strong focus on content creation.
Can I watch the members’ content?	Yes, you can find Niaamo, Cooltwo, and CountMosquito on YouTube.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ores Mined:	1278	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pixel Paint – Minecraft Server

booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, paint, patch notes, PIXEL, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, SplatoonEU, SplatoonJP, SplatoonNA, Version 9.1.0, weapons

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us for a wild ride through blocky landscapes, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions (watch out for the Nether, it’s a doozy), and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade in emeralds.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing diamond armor, build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and team up with your friends to take down the Ender Dragon?

Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Pissed Off Player Minecraft SMP

anger, compassion, crime, emotions, Empathy, Ethics, Frustration, Justice, Minecraft, morality, Pedophiles, pissed, pissed off, player, prisoners, punishment, Retribution, Revenge, Righteousness, smp, Social Issues, society, violence, Women

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie villagers who are actually secret agents for the Ender Dragon, or teaming up with a group of llamas to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil Sheep Queen. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon (Minecraft time, of course). So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our SMP and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3341
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Void Armor Forged:	30