Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Elemental Crystals Collected: 84
Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Mythical Quests Completed: 13
Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Void Gems Collected: 15

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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