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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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