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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Runes Activated: 8
Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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