Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Zombie Dances: 10
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

New Minecraft Servers