Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Ores Mined: 6640
Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
Enchantments Applied: 67 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
Meteorites Collected: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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