Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your friend’s obsession with beauty? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like your friend questioning your looks.

Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about comparing bone structures and lip width. Who needs models when you can be the star of your own Minecraft world?

So come on over and let loose on our server – where the only thing you’ll be critiquing is how awesome your builds are! And remember, just like your friend, sometimes you just gotta let loose and say she looks like a sad horse. Oops, did we go too far? Nah, join us and let’s have some fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Zombie Dances: 8
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
Ores Mined: 3868 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • FlightCraft: No Pagers, Just Pixels

    FlightCraft: No Pagers, Just Pixels
    so, like, u know how lebanon is all like “no pagers or walkie-talkies on flights”? well, we got a minecraft server where u can use ALL the pagers and walkie-talkies u want! it’s like a rebellion against lebanon’s rules, man. join us and be a rebel! plus, we have this crazy story about a pager that saved a walkie-talkie from a creeper attack. it’s wild, dude. so come join our server and break all the rules with us!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Divine Spears Created: 16
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 233 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • NovaCraftMC.de

    NovaCraftMC.de

    Welcome to NovacraftMC.de – your ultimate city build server!

    Immerse yourself in the exciting world of NovacraftMC.de, where creative city building projects meet exciting PvP duels! Build your own city, create impressive buildings and design your own personal plot of land exactly as you imagine it. There are no limits to your imagination!

    Join today and become part of the NovacraftMC.de community! Whether you are an experienced city builder or a PvP pro, you will find your place here.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Magic Items Found: 6429
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 17 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CozySMP

    CozySMP

    CozySMP is the best free-to-play minecraft smp that provides an incredible experience to the player. it also has some plugins to make it easier for new players

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 10

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • ✨ [1.21] FlayCraft – See and run Minecraft server

    ✨ [1.21] FlayCraft – See and run Minecraft server
    ⭐ We kindly ask the world of FlayCraft – for the skin block and the skin’s advantage to come to life with new possibilities and amazing insights!

    ? Our servers in Minecraft offer not just the game, but a more expensive experience in the enchanting world, where the warmth and wonderful atmosphere are friendly, and it’s good to check on the skin prankster. We attach special respect to the integrity, consistency and stability of all our regimes. And the axis and the stench:

    ⚡Vision: Here you will find the support and friendliness of our specialists, who are ready to help you with your skin problems. In this mode, theft and damage to other people’s alarms are protected, and to further protect you from this, you can secure your own alarm with additional privacy and enjoy freedom without fear of robbery. Discover the endless mechanics, including unique robots, casinos, duels and other equally important systems, the list of which is growing every day. We are developing game mechanics in accordance with the basic principles of Minecraft, which preserves the high vanilla nature of our server. Be the awakener of the world or an important follower, creating your world together with other graves.

    ? Events: Get ready for the exciting events that take place regularly on our servers! From epic battles with unique bosses to squalor and simple evenings – we always have something for the skin.

    ? Experience the power and ability to create your own unique style on our server. We’re counting on you!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 32 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But little did they know, the dungeon was also home to a pack of evil zombie chickens! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued? It was cluckin’ crazy!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a prickly ruler who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about our annual Pig Racing Championship, where players saddle up their swine steeds and race to the finish line for glory and bragging rights.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of exploding sheep, then look no further. Join us today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Farms Harvested: 543
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

    Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

    Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Zombie Dances: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Legendary Scepters Created: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Runes Activated: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 19 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Endless Legions Commanded: 23
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 55 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 38
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Towns Built: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2115 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 360958 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4981 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Zombie Dances: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Mythical Swords Crafted: 68
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Farms Harvested: 538
    Divine Spears Created: 28 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Zombie Dances: 8
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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