so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a restaurant in haifa that got hit by a meteor or something, but in a good way, ya know? like, the food is so bomb, it’ll blow your mind. and the staff is like, super friendly, they’ll make you feel right at home. plus, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, what more could you ask for? come join us and experience the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Mines Excavated: 3734
Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
Magic Items Found: 2775 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • UkrainianArsenal Minecraft Server

    UkrainianArsenal Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Farms Harvested: 220
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CraftyCovidCraze

    CraftyCovidCraze
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got a server for you! This server is so lit, even the Kremlin is talking about it! Rumor has it that Trump sent Putin some Covid test machines just so he could join this server and dominate the competition.

    But wait, there’s more! Putin hasn’t been taking any phone calls since he left office because he’s been too busy building epic structures and slaying mobs on this server. Join now and you could be rubbing elbows with world leaders while you build your own Minecraft empire.

    So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Brain Boosting Workout

    Brain Boosting Workout
    join our minecraft server and watch as your brain transforms based on what you did two weeks ago. did you mine a ton of diamonds? congrats, now you’re a genius! did you fall off a cliff and lose all your stuff? sorry, now you’re a complete idiot. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

    come for the crazy brain transformations, stay for the epic battles with giant mutant chickens and killer rabbits. trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4831 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3048 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • 💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

    But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

    Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

    List of unique mechanics:

    ✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

    ? Enchanting totems with attributes.

    ? Unique TNT.

    ? Custom enchantments.

    ? Private blocks.

    ? Many different events.

    ? Buyer.

    ? Auction.

    ? Battle Pass.

    ? Master keys with resources.

    ? Auto-Mine

    In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

    IP: mc.deadtime.site

    Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

    Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Dimension Hops: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Disgraceful smp, where chaos is only slightly encouraged!

    Disgraceful smp, where chaos is only slightly encouraged!
    Details Information
    Java Or Bedrock Java 1.21
    Realm/Server/World Server
    Number of players Server didn’t start yet
    Length of Play Session Infinite, server starts tomorrow
    Gametype Semi-anarchy
    Language English

    FAQs

    1. Can I join the server if I’m not using Java Edition?

      No, this server is specifically for Java Edition players.

    2. When will the server start?

      The server will start tomorrow.

    3. How many players are allowed on the server?

      The number of players is not limited, but the server hasn’t started yet.

    4. What does “semi-anarchy” mean in terms of gameplay?

      Semi-anarchy means there are some rules, but players have a certain level of freedom in their actions.

    5. Why is Netherite banned for the first week?

      Netherite is banned to allow for a more balanced gameplay experience for all players.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Crafty Cuck Thread Minecraft Server

    Crafty Cuck Thread Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious memes, and unforgettable moments.

    Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a pumpkin on your head? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday. Our community is filled with talented builders, skilled PvPers, and some seriously wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Will you be brave enough to venture into its depths and claim the loot for yourself? Or will you end up as just another victim of the dreaded Creeper King?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Stop Woke Minecraft SMP Homosexual Mind Virus

    Stop Woke Minecraft SMP Homosexual Mind Virus
    Are you tired of being infected by the woke homosexual mind virus in your everyday life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the ultimate solution! By joining our server, you will be transported to a magical land where the only virus you have to worry about is the Creeper virus (watch out for those explosive hugs)!

    Our server is protected by a team of elite meme lords who have dedicated their lives to stopping the spread of the woke homosexual mind virus. They use their powers of trolling and dank memes to keep the virus at bay and ensure that everyone can enjoy a fun and safe gaming experience.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic battles against giant rainbow-colored zombies, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of truth, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to the woke homosexual mind virus once and for all!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • SportyCraft: WifeWars Edition

    SportyCraft: WifeWars Edition
    Are you tired of being stuck between a rock and a hard place like this poor dad? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from real-life dilemmas!

    Join our server and leave all your commitments behind, just like this dad’s daughter wants to leave her gymnastics team! No more sore muscles or 14-hour gym sessions, just endless hours of block-building fun!

    Forget about spending $1,800 on camps and sessions, because on our server, everything is free! You can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank!

    And don’t worry about becoming lazy, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be lifting is blocks! Say goodbye to chores and school work, and hello to a world of endless possibilities!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can finally find that middle ground between fun and responsibility. Just make sure to watch out for any dog houses along the way!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 423 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 10
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Buildings Constructed: 17

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

    AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a blocky potato? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be the hottest thing since lava! We have a team of professional Minecraft stylists who will make sure your pixelated avatar is always looking on point. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself has a crush on you. Join now and show off your blocky beauty to the world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • RegretCraft: NoRespawns

    RegretCraft: NoRespawns
    Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that was so epic, it made you question all your life choices? Well, fear not, because our server is here to make sure you never have to live with that regret again!

    Join us for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against evil mobs to building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses, the possibilities are endless on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend this explosive specter? Only time will tell.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to regret forever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Falling into the Void: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • PurrisonCraft Minecraft Server

    PurrisonCraft Minecraft Server
    So like, imagine a world where keeping a pet cat gets you thrown in jail! Haha, that’s not the case on our Minecraft server, where you can have ALL the pet cats you want! No judgment here, just fluffy feline fun!

    Join our server and escape the crazy laws of the real world. Build a cat kingdom, rule over your furry subjects, and never worry about getting arrested for being a crazy cat person again!

    Plus, we have a secret underground catnip farm that only the most dedicated players can find. Trust us, it’s a purr-fectly good time! So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • OrbánCraft: Putin’s Bane – EU Edition

    OrbánCraft: Putin’s Bane – EU Edition
    Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got pigs flyin’ around shootin’ lasers outta their eyes, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest diamonds and emeralds, like straight up Indiana Jones style, yo. And don’t even get me started on da epic battles we have with giant mutant creepers, it’s like Godzilla vs King Kong up in here! So come join us, cuz it’s gonna be lit AF, fam!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 19
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Crafty Protein Designers & Structure Predictors

    Crafty Protein Designers & Structure Predictors
    Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about the craziest Minecraft server out there? It’s like winning the Nobel Prize in Chemistry 2024, but for gamers! We got David Baker creating some sick computational protein designs in the virtual world. And don’t even get me started on Demis Hassabis and John Jumper predicting protein structures like it’s nobody’s business.

    Join our server for the ultimate protein-packed adventure! Build new proteins, predict complex structures, and unleash your inner scientist in the world of Minecraft. It’s like winning a Nobel Prize every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and start crafting some virtual proteins like a boss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Whip It Good Minecraft Server

    Whip It Good Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a world where corporal punishment is frowned upon? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, not only is it permitted, it’s encouraged! Join our wacky community where teachers slap students left and right, all with the full support of their parents. It’s a wild, wild world out here, so come on in and experience the chaos for yourself! Who knew getting smacked around could be so much fun?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Get Real Minecraft SMP

    Get Real Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of paying taxes on your boring old land-based house? Join our Minecraft SMP and live in a luxurious houseboat in a floating community off the coast of Yellowknife! Not only do you pay zero tax, but you also get to use all the city services like free ice fishing lessons and polar bear protection patrols. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor is actually a friendly walrus who loves to host dance parties on the ice floes. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live like a true Arctic adventurer!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Enchantments Applied: 230
    Endless Legions Commanded: 20 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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