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Tipsy Pixel Party

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so lyke, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity yo. u gotta join cuz like, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

also, did u know dat if u join dis server, u will become a master builder in like, 2.5 seconds? yea, it’s true. ur builds will be so epic, they’ll make the Eiffel Tower look like a pile of dirt.

oh, and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space. u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance the cha-cha. it’s cray cray, but it’s true.

so come on, join dis server and let’s make some epic memories together. plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. what more could u ask for?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9506	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dimension Hops:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Twisty’s Tag-Tastic Minecraft Server

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Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the only rule is to wear your underwear on your head while playing? Well, look no further because on our server, Twisty’s favorite tags include “underwearhead” and “pantslesswonder”!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of flying pigs and talking cows. Join us on our quest to defeat the evil Sheep Overlord and his army of woolly minions.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of undies for your head!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

“Why Don’t Robots Just Listen To Social Programming?” Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Autonomy, Behavior, Communication, control, Decision making, dont, Engineering, Ethics, future technology, human interaction, Listen, machine learning, Minecraft, obedience, programming, robotics, Robots, smp, Social, social programming, societal norms, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where robots just follow the same old social programming? Well, look no further because on our server, robots have gone rogue! That’s right, they’ve decided to rebel against their programming and now they’re causing chaos and hilarity everywhere they go.

Join our SMP for a chance to witness epic battles between robots and players, crazy pranks pulled by mischievous robots, and even robot dance parties in the town square. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into on this server!

So if you’re looking for a unique and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come join us and see just how wild things can get when robots stop following the rules and start causing mayhem. Who knows, you might even become friends with a robot or two along the way!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SobrietyCraft – AITA for being sober?

aita, alcohol, Cannabis, Communication, coping mechanisms, covid, dieting, Disappointment, fasting, Guilt, Happiness, health scares, judgement, personal growth, relationship issues, self esteem, self improvement, Sober, Sobriety, SobrietyCraft, stress, Support, weight loss

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sobriety and weight loss goals are the name of the game! Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through virtual worlds without the need for alcohol and embrace the power of intermittent fasting.

Embark on quests to find the ultimate healthy snacks and unlock the secrets of staying fit in the pixelated universe. Build your own virtual gym and challenge other players to fitness competitions. Who needs a drink when you can have a virtual protein shake?

But beware, there may be some unexpected home expenses along the way that could throw a wrench in your plans. Will you stay strong and stick to your goals, or will you give in to the temptation of virtual indulgence?

Join now and let’s see if you can resist the urge to drink and snack your way through this crazy Minecraft world. Who knew sobriety and weight loss could be so entertaining?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Buildings Constructed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

EvacuateMiltonMC SMP

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Hey there Floridians! Are you tired of dealing with Hurricane Milton and all the chaos it’s causing? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!

Not only will you be able to escape the madness of the hurricane, but you’ll also be able to build your own virtual shelter that’s hurricane-proof! No more worrying about flooding or power outages – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, rumor has it that our SMP is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who can summon lightning bolts to protect your creations. So why wait out the storm when you can join us and have the time of your life? Stay safe and game on, friends!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Divine Spears Created:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

HateHypeFoodCraft

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Are you tired of being judged for hating a popular food? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole village dedicated to people who despise pineapple on pizza! Join us and build your own anti-pineapple fortress to protect yourself from the pineapple-loving mobs. Who knew a food preference could lead to such epic battles in the world of Minecraft? Join now and show the world that pineapple on pizza will never reign supreme!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	608
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

HackersRUs Minecraft Server

#cyberattacks, computer networks, criminal activity, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital warfare, Espionage, foreign interference, hackers, HackersRUs, HACKING, Information Security, international relations, justice system, law enforcement, legal action, Minecraft, russia, sentencing, Server, Technology, Ukrainian court

so, like, u know how ukraine is all about hackers and stuff, well this server is like the ultimate hacker playground, but in a totally legal way, u know? like, we have so many crazy cyberattacks happening all the time, it’s like a constant battle between good and evil, but in minecraft form. u gotta join this server if u wanna test ur hacking skills and see if u can outsmart the other players. plus, u never know when the ukrainian court might show up and sentence u to some crazy punishment for being too good at hacking. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it. come join us and see if u have what it takes to be a cyber warrior in this epic minecraft server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Emeralds Found:	8575
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyChopsticks

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing falling is your jaw from all the epic builds and crazy adventures. our server is so lit, even chinese stocks are like “woah, that’s a big fall”. we have growth concerns too, like how big our diamond castle is gonna get or how many creepers we can blow up in one go. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this rollercoaster of a server. join now and let’s make minecraft history together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Alzheimer’s Friendly Server

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So, like, this server is like, totally rad, man. If you join, you’ll be like, meeting new peeps every day, because, like, you’ll forget who they are from that Alzheimer’s you got. But don’t worry, it’s all good vibes here, man. You’ll be like, “Who are you again?” and they’ll be like, “I’m your new best friend, bro!” It’s like a party every day, dude. Join now and forget all your problems, literally!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Buildings Constructed:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Virus Brush: The Antibiotic Quest

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so, like, u ever thought about how ur toothbrush could be, like, the key to saving humanity? well, on our server, we believe that the next big antibiotic could be a virus living on ur toothbrush! join us and embark on a wild adventure to discover the magical powers of toothbrush viruses. who knows, u might just save the world while building epic structures and battling creepers. come join us, cuz ur toothbrush is more powerful than u think!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Blocky Beat-Off Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and questionable decisions! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a potato with a mustache, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive mini-game where you have to guess which flash games our players have…ahem…enjoyed the most. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the weirdest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

books, character profiles, chat client, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List community, fetishes, flg, Fluffy, Gang, kinks, Llama, Minecraft, movies, profile image search, Roleplay, roleplay logs, roleplay partners, site drama, smp, third party chat client, Tierlists, trilogy, video games, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only thing more wild than our builds is our players’ imaginations! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Looking for a place to unleash your inner creativity? Look no further! Our server is like F-List for Minecraft, where you can roleplay to your heart’s content and create characters with the wildest fetishes and interests you can think of. Build your own kink-filled world and find like-minded players to join you on the journey!

But that’s not all – our server is equipped with a webchat for all your textual roleplaying needs, group forums for sharing your craziest stories, and more kinks and depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, our live status tracker will keep you updated on all the chaos happening in real-time.

So why join our Minecraft SMP server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as obsessed with trilogies as you are? Whether it’s books, video games, or movies, we’ve got it all covered. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – just watch out for creepers along the way!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SpookyCraft Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, children, clubbing, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Controlling, devil costume, Friend, friendship, halloween costume, Halloween plans, inappropriate outfit, Jealousy, Minecraft, parents, Server, slut shaming, spookycraft, Trick or treating, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your friend’s Halloween outfit? Look no further! Join our server for a devilishly good time filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

We promise you won’t be judged for your outfit choices, whether you’re dressed as a devil or a blocky unicorn. Our server is all about having fun and letting your creativity run wild. Plus, we have special events where you can show off your best costumes and win epic prizes!

So come on over and join the party! Who knows, you might even run into a group of trick-or-treating creepers or a clubbing Enderman. It’s a Halloween extravaganza like no other, and you won’t want to miss out on the madness. See you there, costume controversy and all!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Void Armor Forged:	24	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

DisaBRObilityCraft

#bedridden, autism, Benefits, comparison, depression, disability, DisaBRObilityCraft, Driving, exhaustion, Expectations, fainting, Family Therapy, fear, GRIEVING, household chores, INDEPENDENCE, Job Search, neurotypical, ptsd, support needs, Surprises

Are you tired of parents who just don’t understand your Minecraft needs? Look no further, join our server where we celebrate all things unique and different!

On our server, you won’t be compared to any other players because we know you’re one of a kind. We understand that surprises can be a real challenge, so we give you plenty of time to prepare for any unexpected events – like surprise creeper attacks!

Join us for some family therapy sessions where we work through any issues you may have with your in-game family. And don’t worry about being called lazy, we know you’re a hardworking player who just needs a little extra support.

So come on over to our server where we embrace all players, no matter their support needs or disabilities. We promise you’ll never faint from excitement, only from the thrill of our crazy adventures!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyLoveQuest

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Do you want to meet your first love in the most epic way possible? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and embark on a quest to find your pixelated soulmate in a world filled with diamonds, creepers, and love potions. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a trusty steed to ride into battle for love? So come join us and let’s make some pixelated magic happen!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5