Imagine a world where the sun shines brighter, the grass is greener, and the pigs fly. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where inner peace and contentment are just a block away!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of majestic llamas through fields of diamond ore, or take a dip in our lava-filled hot tubs for the ultimate relaxation experience. Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Come build your dream castle on a cloud made of cotton candy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on while dodging fireballs and zombie DJs for a night you’ll never forget.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where peace, contentment, and a whole lot of craziness await you. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your diamond sword).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
Elemental Crystals Collected: 67 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Zombie Dances: 3
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • MissileCraft: StandTogether

    MissileCraft: StandTogether
    lol come join our server before Iran nukes us all, we need to stick together in Minecraft to survive the impending doom! Build a bunker, gather resources, and fight off creepers while we wait for the missile to hit! Who needs real life when you can escape to our server and pretend like everything is fine? Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds safe from the impending apocalypse. Don’t miss out on the end of the world party, join now!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Void Gems Collected: 16

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • MindCraft: Brain Banter

    MindCraft: Brain Banter
    So, like, imagine this totally rad Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. Yeah, you heard me right! Not only that, but the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your best friends. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. And get this, the zombies throw the best dance parties in town, complete with disco balls and glow sticks. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on this server. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Falling into the Void: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Gods Slained: 1 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • InkCraft: Not What You Inked!

    InkCraft: Not What You Inked!
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got tattoo inks from Europe that are totally mislabeled! And get this, some of them have banned ingredients! It’s like a wild ride for your skin, bro!

    We did some analysis on the green and blue tattoo inks, and like, 9 out of 10 of them straight up violate regulations! It’s like the bad boys of the tattoo world, breaking all the rules and stuff.

    And don’t even get me started on the U.S. tattoo inks we got! Like, 45 out of 54 inks don’t match what’s on the label! It’s like a mystery box of ink, you never know what you’re gonna get!

    So come join our server and get inked up in the most unpredictable way possible! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! โ›๏ธ

    Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! โ›๏ธ
    Arduous Journey <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/brothers-keeper-ac-valhalla/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Arduous Journey Minecraft Server

    Brief Overview:

    Description Arduous Journey is a challenging Modpack server with custom mods, datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, and unique gameplay mechanics.
    Playerbase Small playerbase started two weeks ago, looking for more players to join the fun.
    PVP PVP allowed with rules in place to ensure fairness and respect among players.
    Server Times 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST
    Links Modpack Link
    Discord: Join Discord

    FAQ

    What is Arduous Journey?

    It is everything you expect in a Modpack, then more. Custom mods & datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, difficulty increasing over time based on in-game progression, and unique mobs and mechanics.

    Is the server active?

    The server playerbase is small but growing, looking for more players to join the fun.

    Are there rules for PVP?

    Yes, PVP is allowed but with set rules to ensure fair gameplay such as no offline raiding or stealing land.

    Are there specific server times?

    Server Times: 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST

    Where can I find more information and join the server?

    You can find the Modpack Link and join the Discord here.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 158 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Runes Activated: 8
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
    Tired of feeling like a background character in someone else’s love story? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the main character of your own epic adventure! No more scrolling through social media feeling invisible – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty by our community of players who will worship the ground you walk on (virtually, of course).

    Forget about those perfect girls with their perfect boyfriends – on our server, you’ll find love and acceptance from fellow players who appreciate you for exactly who you are. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a castle and slay dragons for you?

    So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane reality of being unnoticed and unappreciated, and join our Minecraft SMP where you’ll be the star of the show. Because here, everyone is good enough, cute enough, smart enough, and interesting enough – especially you!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Animals Bred: 104 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

    CraftyGFs BdayArtGate
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

    But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 16 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • MineTimeMachine

    MineTimeMachine
    Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

    Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

    PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords
    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Ores Mined: 665
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

    Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face
    lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

    The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

    So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1398 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • ๐ŸŒ™ Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP ๐Ÿ„

    ๐ŸŒ™ Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP ๐Ÿ„
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

    So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Dimension Hops: 11 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CousinClash Minecraft Server

    CousinClash Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any pesky relatives causing trouble. Plus, our virtual world has no room for drama llamas, only friendly players looking to have a good time. So say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Star Shards Collected: 116
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • NoKidzLeftBehindMC

    NoKidzLeftBehindMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the stress of being the primary breadwinner and dealing with a partner who thinks your free time is their lucky draw to sleep in!

    Join us and experience a world where the only tasks you have to worry about are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. No more arguments about who should do the laundry or take the kids to school – on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the coolest castle!

    So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Who needs a partner who can’t even take care of their own laundry when you can have a whole community of players who just want to have a good time? Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • FirstTimeNoob – Minecraft SMP

    FirstTimeNoob – Minecraft SMP
    Oh, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming with excitement.

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, daring escapes from lava-filled caves, and hilarious pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to all who find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Dimension Hops: 11 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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