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| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 5156 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 142 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, so many weapons for sale, just like trump wants india to buy more weapons from the US, ya know? like, we got swords, bows, axes, all that good stuff. and, like, if you don’t join, trump might, like, threaten you with tariffs or something, just like he did before modi’s US visit. so, like, come join our server and arm yourself to the teeth, cuz you never know when you might need to defend yourself against crazy politicians, amirite? #weaponsfordays #trumptariffs #minecraftmadness
