CraftyTraumaNoDrama

CraftyTraumaNoDrama

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in full disclosure of personal trauma from day one! Join us and vent all your problems to your fellow players, because honesty is the best policy, right?

Forget about building epic structures or exploring vast landscapes, on our server, the real challenge is opening up about your deepest, darkest secrets. And if you don’t spill the beans right away, be prepared to be judged for not being as committed to the relationship as your fellow players.

But beware, if you dare to suggest that your trauma is just as important as anyone else’s, you might find yourself in a heated argument with your in-game partner. Who knew that Minecraft could be so drama-filled?

Join us now and experience the thrill of awkward conversations and passive-aggressive interactions like never before. Who needs diamonds when you have emotional baggage to unpack?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
Rainbows Spotted: 9 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Infernal Machines Built: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • MissileMayhemCraft

    MissileMayhemCraft
    LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, LITERALLY! WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS LIKE MISSILES! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA DODGE BALLISTIC MISSILES WHILE BUILDING YOUR DREAM MINECRAFT CASTLE! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT NOTCH HIMSELF PLAYS HERE IN SECRET, SO YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE CREATOR OF MINECRAFT WHILE DIGGING FOR DIAMONDS! COME JOIN THE CRAZINESS NOW!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Villages Defended: 20
    Dimension Hops: 12 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Crafty Queer Haven

    Crafty Queer Haven
    so, like, u kno how sum servers out there r all serious n stuff? well, not dis one! dis server is like, the craziest, most fun place to be in all of minecraft land! why shud u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u sum insane reasons:

    1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!

    2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!

    3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!

    4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!

    so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Crafty Laughs Minecraft Server

    Crafty Laughs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. But beware, the evil sheep overlord is always plotting to take over the server with his army of ninja cows!

    If you dare to venture into our underground maze, you’ll encounter the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And don’t forget to visit our floating castle in the sky where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against fire-breathing wolves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Happy birthday 4chan Minecraft SMP

    Happy birthday 4chan Minecraft SMP
    Hey there gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties when the sun goes down.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky where the only way to travel is by riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves.

    So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a special birthday celebration every year for our beloved founder, 4chan. Rumor has it that he’s been playing Minecraft since 2008 and has built a massive cake castle in his honor. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine doing the cha-cha slide at the party.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of wackiness and wonder like never before!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Endless Legions Commanded: 41 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • BlocktopiaSurvival

    BlocktopiaSurvival
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some adrenaline into your pixelated veins! Join us if you want to stay alive and kicking in the virtual world – because let’s face it, respawning can get old real quick.

    Our server is like a magical potion that keeps you going, like a never-ending buffet of enchanted golden apples. We’ve got more surprises than a chest full of rare loot, more twists and turns than a maze of redstone contraptions. You’ll never know what’s coming next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be more exhilarating than a creeper explosion in your face.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of staying alive in Minecraft like never before. Who needs sleep when you can be on the edge of your minecart seat, dodging danger and laughing in the face of death? Come join us and see what it truly means to survive and thrive in the world of blocks and mobs.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 46 Elemental Crystals Collected: 50
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • No Rules No Problem 1.21.1 Nova Server

    No Rules No Problem 1.21.1 Nova Server
    Nova Anarchy <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/marshmallowmayhem-3/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to Nova Anarchy Minecraft Server

    Server Overview:

    Server Type Launch Date Rules Ranking System
    Anarchy 9/23/2024 No rules except for anti-cheat, no doxxing, and server security Playtime based ranking system

    Server Details:

    JAVA: nova-anarchy.us

    BEDROCK: 192.95.3.149:19132

    FAQs:

    Q: What is Nova Anarchy?

    Nova Anarchy is an anarchy Minecraft server with no rules, except for anti-cheat, no doxxing, and server protections.

    Q: When was Nova Anarchy created?

    Nova Anarchy was created on 9/23/2024.

    Q: Is there a ranking system on Nova Anarchy?

    Yes, Nova Anarchy has a playtime based ranking system.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Mythical Quests Completed: 26
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 20

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Pixel Pregmata Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pregmata Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you could ever imagine!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of dancing creepers appears and challenges you to a dance-off! Or how about riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombies with rubber chickens? Anything is possible on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pregmata game, where players must navigate through a maze of baby pigs while wearing a giant diaper. It’s the ultimate test of skill and endurance!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7087 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Why don’t you just make Female MC when the Male are full… Minecraft SMP

    Why don’t you just make Female MC when the Male are full… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all the male characters are full of effeminate traits? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve decided to switch things up and make all the female characters super macho and manly! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where the tables have turned and the ladies are the ones flexing their muscles and taking charge. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a tough-as-nails female character who can out-mine, out-build, and out-fight anyone in the game. So come on, join us and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Potions Brewed: 161
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • VomitCraft Minecraft Server

    VomitCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for some wild and crazy fun? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for some hilarious adventures and outrageous shenanigans. We’ve got pregnant hair stylists throwing up on customers, belly buttons popping like popcorn, and so much more wacky madness!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most insane Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the laughter begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • BrokeBlockBuddyNoMore

    BrokeBlockBuddyNoMore
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and chaos of real life relationships! Join us for a fun and hilarious time filled with adventure, building, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone constantly hitting you up for money like the woman in this story. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and hanging out with your virtual friends. Plus, we promise that no one will ever guilt trip you into buying them gifts or paying for their kids’ birthday parties – unless, of course, you want to do that for fun!

    So why join our server? Because here, you can be yourself without any pressure or expectations. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you here. And who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate along the way (just don’t expect them to ask you for money every week).

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the relationship drama behind. After all, who needs a girlfriend asking for money when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Emeralds Found: 9877 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • HatePopularFilmsMC SMP

    HatePopularFilmsMC SMP
    Are you tired of being judged for not liking that one movie everyone raves about? Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate individuality and uniqueness! We have a secret underground base where we gather to discuss our unpopular opinions on popular movies. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone who can come up with the most outrageous reason for hating a beloved film. So if you’re ready to stand out from the crowd and embrace your inner movie critic, join us now!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 88 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Ores Mined: 2399

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • MineCraftMotivation

    MineCraftMotivation
    Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate source of motivation and inspiration! Join us and embark on a wild journey filled with epic quests, magical creatures, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

    Need a reason to keep grinding for that next level? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes that shoots rainbows? That’s right, you heard us correctly. This chicken is not to be messed with, but if you can defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that can slice through anything like butter.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who hold the key to unlocking unlimited power and knowledge. All you have to do is solve their riddles and complete their challenges, and you’ll be on your way to becoming the most powerful player in the game.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the insanity begin! Who knows what other crazy adventures and surprises await you in this wacky world of wonder and whimsy.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Fizz & Java Crafters

    Fizz & Java Crafters
    come join our minecraft server, where drinking fizzy drinks will make your character run faster than lightning! we have a secret potion that turns your character into a tea-drinking superhero, able to fly and shoot laser beams from their eyes. but beware, if you drink too much coffee, your character will start jittering uncontrollably and accidentally set fire to everything in sight. join our wacky world of beverages and see what crazy adventures await you!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Villages Defended: 19 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Magic Items Found: 1011 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Kampot Desu Minecraft Server

    Kampot Desu Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further than Ugledar! This server is so kampot desu, you’ll be questioning reality itself.

    Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Cheeseburger of Destiny. Our community is so wild, you’ll never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Llama. Rumor has it that if you can tame one, it will lead you to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks.

    So why wait? Join Ugledar today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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