CraftyThieves: Blinken’s Bedrock Blunder

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HEY YOU!! YEAH YOU!! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN ALI BABA AND THE 40 THIEVES WOULD WANNA BE A PART OF IT??

THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, THAT EVEN EMIRATI AND PALESTINIAN DUDES HAD A SHOUTING MATCH ABOUT IT DURING A BLINKEN MEETING!! LIKE, CAN YOU IMAGINE??

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH CAKE!!

JOIN US NOW AND BE A PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!! 🎮🔥🍰

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	115
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafty Zelda’s Kingdom

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Princess Zelda of Hyrule herself has taken up residence! Join us for a chance to go on epic quests with the princess herself, battling evil mobs and uncovering hidden treasures in the land of Hyrule.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is guarded by a pack of friendly Ender Dragons who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Plus, every player who joins gets their very own pet Creeper to keep them company on their adventures.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Triforce hidden somewhere in the world, granting you untold powers and riches. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this magical Minecraft server and become a hero of Hyrule!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SamuraiCraft: Slice and Dice in Feudal Japan!

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Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure in a Minecraft server set in feudal Japan? Join us as we slice and dice our way through Christian converts and missionaries, all in the name of fun and chaos!

Imagine sneaking up on unsuspecting players and yelling “Sayonara, heretic!” before taking them out with your trusty katana. Or teaming up with fellow players to create a ninja clan dedicated to eradicating all traces of Christianity from the server.

But beware, the missionaries are not going down without a fight! They will do everything in their power to convert you to their cause, so be prepared to defend yourself with all the skills and weapons at your disposal.

So, if you’re looking for a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience unlike any other, join us on this server and let the madness begin! Who knew slicing heads off could be so much fun?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

TrueCube – Shop for land 1.16.5-1.20+ Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “TrueCube – Shop for land 1.16.5-1.20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

XMC: The Vanilla Server for Grown-Ups Who Like to Experiment with VR and White Lists

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XMC Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Proximity-based voice chat mod (optional) Webmap – https://map.xmcnet.work Various vanilla+ additions: Mob & Player Head Drops Added renewability to select unrenewable resources Right-Click crop replanting Quick leaf decay Bedrock client support Experimental Features Enabled – Early access to the Crafter and Trial Chambers!
Server Specs and Performance	Processor: Ryzen 9 5950x RAM: 10 Gigabytes Location: New Jersey
Server Rules	Be Mature Respect other server members No stealing or griefing No NSFW, racism/xenophobia/general hatred No mods that give an unfair advantage Inactivity

FAQ

Question	Answer
When will XMC officially open?	XMC will officially open on Friday, May 24.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join our Discord server and run the command “/apply” in any channel to receive the application form. Fill out the form and submit it. An admin will then review your application.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?	Yes, there are several rules including being mature, respecting other members, no stealing or griefing, no inappropriate content, no unfair advantage mods, and notifying if you plan to be inactive for a period of time.
What server-side mods are used on XMC?	XMC uses a variety of server-side mods to tweak things, but nothing that breaks vanilla compatibility. Everything that works on a vanilla server will work here.
Is there a testing server available for players?	Yes, there is a testing server available for players to try out some builds before the official opening of XMC.
How can I access the webmap of the server?	You can access the webmap of the server at https://map.xmcnet.work

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Animals Bred:	135	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

FamilyCraft: Where cousins are cooler than siblings

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Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of playing on servers that only care about nuclear families? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe that extended family is where it’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy cousins, wacky uncles, and eccentric aunts who will make your Minecraft experience truly unforgettable.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Great Aunt Mildred, who once tamed a herd of wild llamas with nothing but a spoon and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that she’s currently building a roller coaster made entirely out of cake and rainbow sheep. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness her epic creations firsthand!

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of our wacky extended family. Who knows, you might even discover a long-lost relative who’s been living in a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. The possibilities are endless on our server, where extended family truly reigns supreme!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crafty Jew Crew – Where even rightwingers can’t resist the taste of our blocks!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyTrades – LOL Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the Warhammer 40k universe to a whole new level with our Rogue Trader edition! Join us for epic battles, crazy mods, and DLC that will blow your mind.

Ever wanted to trade with aliens while riding a dragon? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our patch updates are so frequent, you’ll feel like you’re living in a time warp. And don’t even get us started on our OST – it’s so epic, it’ll make you want to slay dragons with a rubber chicken.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a warrant of trade when you have a Minecraft server this wild? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyFortniteCraze – Where Minecraft meets Fortnite in the most epic way possible!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with myths, mortals, and maybe even a few unicorns (if you’re lucky)! Connect your Epic and LEGO accounts to get a free Fortnite outfit because why not? Our store rotation is so lit, it’ll make your diamond armor jealous. And don’t even get us started on our interactive map and quests – you’ll be slaying dragons and saving princesses in no time!

But wait, there’s more! The League of Villains from My Hero Academia has emerged in Fortnite, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to take them down. And did we mention Rocket Racing? Play on two new epic-made tracks that will have you on the edge of your minecart seat.

Oh, and let’s not forget about the exclusive preview for Billie Eilish’s next song – it’s dropping on our server first! So what are you waiting for? Survive the horde, join the Fortnite Crew, and let’s build some epic memories together. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

LOLcraft: Normie-Free Zone

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is all rainbows and unicorns? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride where violence is not only accepted, but encouraged! We believe in letting loose and having a blast without worrying about consequences.

On our server, you can engage in epic battles with other players, build insane structures with no limits, and unleash your inner warrior without any judgment. We don’t shy away from a little bloodshed, in fact, we embrace it! So if you’re looking for a server that breaks all the rules and lets you live out your wildest fantasies, then come join us today! Who needs a visible nosebleed in a kids show when you can have a full-on battle royale in Minecraft? Let the madness begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Blocktopia: Where Perfection is Just a Pixel Away

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so perfect that even the creepers wear tuxedos and the zombies do the Thriller dance instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From rainbow unicorns that shoot glitter out of their horns to flying pigs that drop bacon as they soar through the sky, you will never run out of fantastical beasts to marvel at.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies. Plus, every full moon, a magical portal opens up that transports you to a land filled with diamonds and gold as far as the eye can see.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world so perfect, even Notch himself would be jealous!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with Extra Skelly Dancing and Zero Hacks 1.20.6

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Simply Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server Information	Details
IP	https://simplyvanilla.net/
Players Active	30 to 70
Renders	Spawn / Nether / End

Overview:

Welcome to Simply Vanilla, the hack-free Minecraft anarchy server you have been looking for! We have been online since 2019 with an ever-growing history guaranteed by not doing any map resets ever. Our current map size of over 10 TB speaks for itself.

Hacking and duping (except TNT, rails & carpet) are strictly forbidden and will be prosecuted with a ban. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof will make your game-play as vanilla as possible. With only a few rules, you are given total freedom. Survive spawn, make your starter base, make allies, and conquer bases.

Join us today and experience the thrill of a truly vanilla Minecraft experience!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I hack or duplicate items on the server?

A: No, hacking and duping (except TNT, rails & carpet) are strictly forbidden and will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any map resets on the server?

A: No, we have never done any map resets since our launch in 2019.

Q: Is the server hosted in Europe?

A: Yes, we are hosted in EU, providing excellent ping for players in Europe and North America.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

A: You can visit our subreddit r/SimplyVanill, join our Discord here, and visit our website here.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Divine Spears Created:	30	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Blocky Buddies 3

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because The real big 3 is here to shake things up in the world of blocky adventures!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, the pigs are trained professionals and won’t drop you mid-air (most of the time).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Llama Mafia, a group of stylish llamas who control the economy with their woolly prowess. Join them and become a llama tycoon in no time!

And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of the dreaded Cactus Castle, where every block is made of prickly cacti and the only way out is by defeating the evil Cactus King in a dance-off.

So why wait? Join The real big 3 today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Minecraft Misfits: The Truecel Job

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Are you tired of being stuck in a boring job with no chance of meeting women? Are you sick of your family pressuring you to be a corporate drone? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save you from a life of isolation and celibacy!

Join our server and become a virtual ladies’ man, where you can meet women every day without even leaving your house! Say goodbye to the cubicle life and hello to a world where the possibilities are endless (and the women are plentiful).

Don’t let your dreams of romance die in a sea of paperwork and deadlines. Join our server and live out your wildest fantasies in a world where anything is possible, including finding love in the most unexpected places.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into a virtual paradise where you can be the hero of your own story (and maybe even find the girl of your dreams). Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best life!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Blocky Booty Busters

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Tired of getting cucked in relationships? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting cucked is the chickens! We’ve got so many chickens, you’ll never run out of eggs to throw at your ex! Plus, our community is filled with players who know the pain of getting cucked and are here to support you through it. So come on, join us and let’s cuck those chickens together!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Crafty Critters: Where Animals and Women Unite in the Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe your morals)? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and unforgettable moments.

Our server is so crazy, we have images of women getting it on with animals and fictional feral creatures. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and definitely not real life (we hope).

If you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, come join us for a wild and wacky time. Just make sure to leave your sanity at the door!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Void Armor Forged:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.