Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.
Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!
you like to join a Minecraft server where every Friday is Frankenstein Friday? Well, buckle up because on this server, we bring Frankenstein to life every week and he helps us build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen! Rumor has it, Frankenstein is a master builder and his redstone skills are out of this world.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground laboratory where we conduct experiments on creepers to turn them into friendly pets. Imagine having a creeper as your loyal companion, following you around and exploding on command to clear out pesky mobs.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a giant pumpkin patch where you can harvest pumpkins the size of houses. Who needs a base when you can just hollow out a giant pumpkin and live inside it?
So come join us on Frankenstein Friday and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for some electrifying surprises along the way!
Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can find love, adventure, and maybe even get lost in a fancy rich neighborhood with a cute K-pop fan? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!
Join our server and you might just find yourself dancing like a puppet with a beautiful Asian girl at a K-pop concert. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up going on a date at a theme park, getting lost in a fancy neighborhood, and making other couples jealous of your passionate romance. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even wake up from your Minecraft dream with a smile on your face.
So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft! Who knows what kind of crazy stories you’ll have to tell after a day on our server.
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build basic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage you to think outside the box and build a GIANT HUMANOID MECH! Why, you ask? Because why not?! Imagine stomping around the server in your own personal robot, crushing your enemies and towering over all the puny players. Plus, who wouldn’t want to show off their epic engineering skills by constructing a massive metal behemoth? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start building your very own mech of destruction!
Welcome to LongGone, where chaos reigns and rules don’t exist! This is a relatively new anarchy server that has been inspired by some of the greatest anarchy servers to ever exist. This server is so new in fact that you guys will be some of the first to create things around the map that others long after us will discover!
My promise to you is that there will be:
Zero map resetsSwift server updates every time a new Minecraft version dropsSlim to none admin interference
So what are you waiting for? Join the chaos and leave your mark on the server today!
-SGR_
(LongGone was created on Tuesday, May 14th, 2024 and was open to the public on Friday, May 17th, 2024). – I can’t wait to see where this server will be in 5 years!
“Hack, Cheat, Lie, Steal, It’s All In The Deal!”
Welcome to LongGone, an anarchy server where chaos reigns and rules don’t exist. Join and create your mark on the server today!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Want to know why you should join? Well, how about this – our server is actually a secret underground fighting arena where players battle it out in epic Street Fighter-style combat! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, here you’ll be throwing fireballs and performing insane combos to defeat your opponents.
But that’s not all! We also have high level replays of epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. And if you’re looking to up your game, we have a Street Fighter 6 Frame Data calculator to help you dominate the competition.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft Street Fighter champion! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
Are you tired of getting compliments like “you’re nice” or “you’re funny”? Well, on our Minecraft server, the girls will be falling over themselves to compliment you on your epic building skills and your diamond sword-wielding prowess. Join now and bask in the adoration of virtual ladies who appreciate a man who can mine like a pro!
Yes, we welcome new players to join our community and explore all that our server has to offer.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the Cratoria server?
While we encourage a friendly and respectful environment, we do have specific rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord channel.
Can I invite my friends to join the Cratoria server?
Absolutely! We welcome players to invite their friends to join our server and become part of our growing community.
Are you tired of feeling like a nonpassing tranny in real life? Do you wish you could just be normal and fit in? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life problems behind!
On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Want to be a pink unicorn with rainbow wings? Go for it! Want to build a giant castle made entirely of cheese? No problem!
Escape from the struggles of real life and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Join now and say goodbye to feeling like a social outcast or ugly! Let your creativity run wild and have a blast with other players who are just as quirky and fun as you are. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to be whoever you want to be in a world where the only limit is your imagination!
