CraftyTariffWars | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ores Mined:	4390
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

DadDrama Minecraft Server

#venting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad, dad’s fiancée, DadDrama, emotional boundaries, family, family drama, feeling unheard, Gratitude, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, Minecraft, movie night, parenting, phone addiction, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, stepfamily dynamics, teenage emotions

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8736
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Dimension Hops:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!

So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?

BoyfriendFactCheckCraft

affordable connectivity program, aita, Argument, Boyfriend, BoyfriendFactCheckCraft, cancelation, Communication, communication breakdown, fact-checking, Frustration, funding, Gaslighting, Government, internet, Listening, misunderstanding, phone call, relationship, Technology, wikipedia

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2216
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the ACP (Affordable Connectivity Program) is still alive and kicking! Join us for a wild ride as we defy the laws of the internet and bring back a program that was cancelled by the government.

Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!

GoogledToDeath – Minecraft SMP

GoogledToDeath, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Hunger Games but with creepers and diamond armor! The other day, I was just mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of killer bunnies attacked me, it was insane! But don’t worry, I respawned with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, so now I’m basically unstoppable.

And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

LowPayCraft

career, compensation, economic disparity, employment, Exploitation, income inequality, job comparison, job compensation, job evaluation, job fairness, job market, job satisfaction, job worth, Labor, low paying jobs, LowPayCraft, minimum wage, salary, underpaid, unfair pay, wages

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7138	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to get paid in measly emeralds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of being a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, you’ll be paid in diamonds for every chicken you successfully wrangle into your pen. Who knew that herding chickens could be so lucrative? Don’t miss out on this egg-citing opportunity to become a wealthy poultry farmer on our server!

EcoCraft 2024 Minecraft Server

2024.., 3.2, EcoCraft, economic analysis, economic forecast, economic indicators, economic outlook, economic performance, economic trends, Economy, euro zone, european union, fiscal policy, gdp, growth, inflation, Minecraft, monetary policy, outperforms, Recovery, Server, spain, unemployment rate

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3352
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the economy is BOOMIN like spain in 2024!!!! we got 3.2% growth every day cuz our players are just that epic. you’ll be rollin in virtual dough in no time, just like spain. build your own virtual empire and watch it grow faster than you can say “minecraft is life”. plus, we got virtual tapas and sangria for all our players cuz we know how to party like the spanish. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and watch your virtual wallet EXPLODE with riches. VIVA LA MINECRAFT ECONOMY!

CraftyAidShutdown

aid organizations, Assistance, CraftyAidShutdown, crisis response, developing countries, FOREIGN AID, funding, global health, global impact, government policies, health initiatives, Health programs, Healthcare, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, pandemic, pauses, public health, shutter, trump, world

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

lol come join our minecraft server where we got health programs shuttering left and right like a bad horror movie. trump be pausing foreign aid like it’s going out of style, so we gotta band together in the virtual world to survive.

we got crazy challenges like building hospitals out of diamond blocks and fighting off zombie villagers with golden apples. you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about the real world problems.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the foreign aid supplies. join us and become a master looter, pillaging and plundering to your heart’s content.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s make minecraft great again!

MelonSurvival

Active Admins, active owners, Arena, back, Bedrock Port, Claims, Discord, Hacks, hard mode, Head Drops, Keep Inventory, MelonSurvival, pay to win, Phantoms, Rtp, server ip, smp, Survival, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2466
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Emeralds Found:	4516
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Animals Bred:	122	Secret Passages Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Server Name	The Pale Garden
Server Version	1.21.4 (semi vanilla SMP)
Game Mode	Hard gamemode – survival
Features

Overview:

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	melonsurvival.minecraft.best
Is there a Discord?	discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE
What is the Bedrock Port?	19132

StreamCraft OTK & Co. 1.20.6

1.20.6, Company, Company Gossip, dead edition, Drama, Drama Edition, drama gossip, Edition, gossip, Love is Dead Edition, new love, New Love is Dead, OTK, OTK company, OTK Drama, StreamCraft, Streamer, streamer gossip, twitch, twitch drama, Twitch gossip, twitch streamer

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4274
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Farms Harvested:	651	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Potions Brewed:	167	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Hey you! Yeah, you with the diamond pickaxe! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where love is still alive and kicking? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server for the ‘new love is dead’ edition where we embrace the chaos and destruction of relationships in the Minecraft world.

Build your base, make friends, and then watch as they betray you in the most dramatic ways possible.

From secret affairs to backstabbing alliances, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and questioning who you can really trust.

So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of heartbreak and betrayal in a whole new way!

SisterSass Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, Accommodation, adhd, affordability, Amsterdam, Cancelling, Communication, family dynamics, final straw, hen do, hot tub, maid of honour, mental health, Minecraft, narcissistic mother, Planning, Quality over quantity, reconciliation, relationship boundaries, Server, sister, SisterSass, Wedding

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is always brewing! Just like the complicated relationship between OP and her sister, you never know what twists and turns will happen next in our virtual world.

Join us for a wild adventure as we navigate through ADHD and mental health struggles, just like the characters in this story. Who knows, you might even bond with someone over a shared love for building pixelated structures!

Looking for a hen do that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to plan an outrageous event that will have everyone talking. From last-minute changes to unexpected guests dropping out, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

And if you’re feeling like you need to escape the drama, why not relax in a virtual hot tub with your friends? For just £140pp, you can enjoy a peaceful getaway without any blocked WhatsApp messages or ignored calls.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional family feud). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!

Birthday Bash Funeral Flash

ABUSIVE, Bash, Birthday, Birthday Party, cemeteries, Childhood, city, Crush, dead people, FLASH, Flower Shop, Flowers, Friend, Frustration, Funeral, Goodbye, Jealousy, Marriage, mood, reception, service, Support, toxic relationship

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
New Chunks Explored:	569613	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Love Letters Sent:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Towns Built:	6	Runes Activated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, unexpected twists, and emotional rollercoasters!

Just like the unexpected reunion with a childhood friend, our server will bring back memories you thought you had buried long ago. Get ready to navigate through complex relationships, just like our player who had to choose between attending a funeral or preparing for their son’s birthday. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of making tough decisions and facing the consequences, just like our player who had to deal with a jealous spouse and a flower shop boycott. Will you prioritize your family or follow your heart? The choice is yours on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs reality TV when you have our server full of unexpected twists and turns? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

PrivilegedPickaxe – Minecraft SMP

hidden advantages, hidden privilege, Minecraft, overlooked benefits, overlooked opportunities, Privilege, PrivilegedPickaxe, smp, societal advantages, societal benefits, societal privilege, unacknowledged advantages, unacknowledged benefits, unacknowledged blessings, unacknowledged opportunities, unacknowledged privilege, unaware privilege, underappreciated advantages, underappreciated benefits, underappreciated privilege, unperceived advantages, unperceived privilege, unrecognized privilege

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1148
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, the best thing since sliced bread. Like, you gotta join this server because we have the rarest diamonds you’ve ever seen, like seriously, they sparkle like Edward from Twilight. And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon named Steve who breathes fire and can teleport you to different dimensions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. It’s like Area 51 but in Minecraft, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things get pretty wild around here.

LipFillerCraft

Aesthetics, beauty culture, beauty enhancement, beauty industry, beauty standards, beauty trend, celebrity influence, common, cosmetic enhancement, cosmetic procedures, facial enhancements, injectable fillers, lip augmentation, lip fillers, lip injections, LipFillerCraft, plastic surgery, Popular, self-confidence, social media influence, Trendsetter

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6089
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Are you tired of your Minecraft character’s lips looking flat and boring? Well, look no further because our server offers the latest in lip filler technology for your blocky avatar! Join us and watch as your character’s lips plump up to Kardashian levels, attracting all the creepers and zombies in the game. Who needs armor when you’ve got luscious lips to distract your enemies? Join now and pucker up for a whole new Minecraft experience!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, Carney, CraftyCanuck, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, international trade, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, stand up to bully, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade tariffs, trump, united states

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Star Shards Collected:	100
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

so liek, this server is da bomb diggity, just liek Canada standing up to Trump’s trade tariffs yo. we got da craziest builds and da most epic minigames, u won’t even believe it. come join us and be part of our epic quest to take down da bullies and conquer da Minecraft world. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz we’re just that awesome. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s show dem bullies who’s boss!

AgricraftRetaliationMex

AgricraftRetaliationMex, agricultural exports, agricultural industry, economic impact, Economy, export markets, global trade, import tariffs, international relations, Mexican economy, mexico, Mexico-US relations, NAFTA, political tensions, retaliatory tariffs, Tariffs, trade disputes, trade policies, trade war, Trump administration, U.S. agriculture

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3420
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Dragon Eggs Found:	2692	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server, where we got more drama than mexico and the us beefin over tariffs! we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and chickens doin the cha cha slide.

if you join now, you might just witness a llama uprising or a sheep rebellion. our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to blow up cuz they know they ain’t ready for the madness that goes down here.

so grab your pickaxe and saddle up your horse, cuz this server is where the real action is at. plus, we got free tacos on tuesdays and a secret treasure hunt that leads to a diamond-encrusted potato.

don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft experience of your life, join now before the zombie apocalypse takes over and you’re left wishing you had joined when you had the chance. let’s get this party started, yeehaw! 🤠🌮💎

Players:	98/800	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	128
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Votes:	8928
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ores Mined:	7493	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0