CraftyTariffWars | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SchnitzelCraft Minecraft Server

Asylum, contentious, debate, european union, German, germany, Government, immigration law, integration, lawmakers, legislation, migrants, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, opposition, policy, Politics, Refugees, REJECT, SchnitzelCraft, Server, Social Issues, Vote

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Votes:	5097	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Buildings Constructed:	11

so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build ur own world and stuff? well, dis server is like dat but on steroids, man. u wanna join dis server cuz we got german lawmakers who reject immigration laws and stuff. it’s like a whole drama show, but in minecraft. u can build ur own drama too, like maybe u wanna build a wall to keep out all the creepers or something. join dis server for the crazy stories and the drama, man. it’s gonna be lit.

KyrgyzCraft: No Niqab, Just Blocks!

alienate, Ban, blocks, Central Asia, controversy, Critics, cultural norms, gender equality, government policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic, KyrgyzCraft, Kyrgyzstan, minority rights, Muslim women, Niqab, religious expression, religious freedom, secularism, social integration, traditional dress, Women

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1016	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Love Letters Sent:	8	Villages Defended:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

so like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can wear a niqab and not get banned? well, look no further cuz this server is the place to be! kyrgyzstan may have banned the niqab, but not here, we embrace all types of fashion choices, even if it’s just a blocky pixelated version. join us and show off your stylish niqab while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server that’s so inclusive, even the mobs feel accepted? come join us and let’s show the world that minecraft is for everyone, niqab or not!

Free World Ruler Pro

absolute ruler, AUTHORITY, control, Democracy, free, free world, global power, Government, influence, leadership, Politics, power, president, PRO, Ruler, Ruling, ruling authority, ruling class, ruling elite, ruling party, ruling system, world, world domination, world leader

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Farms Harvested:	602	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

u think u can’t be da boss of da whole world? well think again, cuz on dis server u can be da absolute ruler of da free world! u can build ur own empire, make ur own rules, and crush anyone who tries to stand in ur way.

join dis server if u want to unleash ur inner dictator and show everyone who’s boss. u can build giant statues of urself, create ur own currency, and even have ur own army of loyal minions.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and start ur journey to world domination! just remember, absolute power can be a bit lonely, but hey, at least u’ll have all da diamonds u could ever want.

Suzetrigine Pain-Free Zone

addiction risks, Chronic pain, drug development, FDA Approval, mechanism of action, non-opioid painkiller, opioid alternative, opioid-level pain relief, overdose risks, pain control, pain management, pain medication, pain relief medication, pain research, pain suppression, pain treatment., PainFree, Pharmacology, sedation risks, Suzetrigine, us fda, Zone

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have suzetrigine as our secret weapon against pain! forget about boring old painkillers, we got the FDA-approved non-opioid magic pill that will make you feel like you’re floating on clouds while playing minecraft. no more addiction, sedation, or overdose worries here, just pure pain relief and gaming fun! hop on and experience the power of suzetrigine for yourself, you won’t believe how amazing it is until you try it. who needs diamonds when you have this game-changing painkiller on your side? join now and let the magic begin!

UltraSMP

bedrock, crossplay, Discord, Economy, Gamemodes, greensetIcon, host, ip address, java, launcher, mojang, multiplayer, PORT, Session Servers, smp, Survival, UltraSMP, United Kingdom, Updates, Vanilla, version compatibility, Website

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

About
A big welcome to UltraSMP the friendliest SMP in the world! Join today on java and bedrock and begin your adventure!

Server IP
ultrasmp.serv.lol

How to Play
Open Minecraft launcher, click “Play”, select “Multiplayer”, add server IP “ultrasmp.serv.lol”, and click “Join Server”

Minecraft Version
1.21.4

Server Location
United Kingdom

Gamemodes
Survival, Crossplay, SMP, Economy, Vanilla

FAQ

What is the server IP for UltraSMP?

The IP address for UltraSMP is ultrasmp.serv.lol. You can use this IP Address to start playing on the UltraSMP Minecraft Server now.

How do I play on the UltraSMP Minecraft server?

Open the Minecraft launcher, click “Play”, select “Multiplayer”, add server IP “ultrasmp.serv.lol”, and click “Join Server”. For bedrock players, use the same IP but with the port 25587.

What Minecraft game version does UltraSMP server support?

UltraSMP supports Minecraft game version 1.21.4.

Where is the UltraSMP Minecraft Server being hosted?

The UltraSMP server is currently hosted in the United Kingdom.

What gamemodes can I play on the UltraSMP Minecraft Server?

You can play Survival, Crossplay, SMP, Economy, Vanilla on the UltraSMP Minecraft Server.

Mystic Isles of UK Girls 1.20

British females, British girls, British girls in Newcastle, British women, British women in Newcastle, Girls, Isles, location, mystic, newcastle, Newcastle females, Newcastle girls, Newcastle upon Tyne, Newcastle upon Tyne girls, Newcastle women, uk, UK females, UK females in Newcastle, UK girls in Newcastle, UK women, United Kingdom

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3148
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Alien Abductions:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Star Shards Collected:	251
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual party with blocks and stuff.

We got so many crazy builds, it’s like walking through a psychedelic dream.

And the community? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of unicorns on roller skates, just pure magic.

Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right.

So come on, don’t be a square, join us on this wild ride through the pixelated unknown.

Momma’s Hospice Minecraft Server

Cancer, chemotherapy, coping with loss, Emotional support, end of life care, end of life planning, end-of-life decisions, family disagreements, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, grief and loss, hospice, letting go, Minecraft, mommas, quality of life, respecting choices, respecting wishes, Server, supporting mom’s decision, terminal cancer, terminal illness

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	37
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mines Excavated:	4137	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. That’s just a taste of what you’ll experience on our server. But wait, there’s more!

Our server is so epic that even your grandma would want to join. In fact, we have a special hospice-themed area where players can peacefully say goodbye to their pixelated loved ones. It’s a touching and heartwarming experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find your long-lost dad waiting for you in the virtual world. It’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

BoyfriendPrettyAITA

apologies, BoyfriendPrettyAITA, Communication, cultural norms, emasculation, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Language, language barriers, Masculinity, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, mixed signals, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, social expectations, societal expectations

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where words like “pretty” and “handsome” have no boundaries! Join us for a wild ride filled with misunderstandings and mixed-up words just like in this hilarious story.

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good laugh and don’t take themselves too seriously. Embrace the chaos and join us as we navigate through wacky situations like accidentally calling your boyfriend “pretty” instead of “handsome”.

Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our server? So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! Just remember, respect is key – even if you accidentally call someone “pretty” when you meant to say “handsome”. It’s all in good fun!

PleaserPurgeCraft

Assertiveness, Authenticity, Boundaries, Confidence, courage, empowerment, Honesty, Individuality, people pleasing, PleaserPurgeCraft, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-approval, self-assertion, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-validation, standing up for yourself

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4980
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	502	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of being a people pleaser in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be as rude and obnoxious as you want without any consequences! Piss off everyone at once by saying the most outrageous things in our chat and watch the chaos unfold. Join now for a truly liberating and hilarious experience!

BlockyBreach Minecraft Server

American company, BlockyBreach, Business, CNC machine, compliance, export controls, Exports, Fine, first ever, International, Legal, Manufacturing, Minecraft, Penalizes, regulations, russia, sanctions, Server, Technology, Trade, UNITED24 Media, US, VIOLATION

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4649
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can mine diamonds with a llama as your sidekick. we got this one dude who built a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, no joke. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items guarded by a pack of ninja pigs. oh, and did i mention that we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against the evil creepers? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so, like, join now before the llama runs out of carrots and the ninja pigs get restless.

CraftyCanuckz vs TrumpTariffs

Canada, Canadian economy, CraftyCanuckz, cross-border trade, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign relations, global trade, import/export, international relations, NAFTA, North America, Politics, protectionism, Retaliatory measures, tariff negotiations, trade agreements, trade war, Trump tariffs, TrumpTariffs, U.S. reliance

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	411
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Alien Abductions:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Star Shards Collected:	217
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight back against trump tariffs by building giant walls made of diamonds and emeralds to protect our precious resources! we even have a secret underground bunker where we rethink our reliance on the u.s. by trading with villagers from other dimensions. join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to stick it to the man in the most blocky way possible! #minecraftresistance #buildthewall #villagertraders #diamondsareforever

Fan-tastic Builds Server

airflow, building, Builds, ceiling fan, Cooling, eco-friendly, electricity savings, energy conservation, energy efficiency, energy-efficient cooling, fantastic, green living, home improvement, House, household appliances, indoor climate control, reducing energy consumption, reducing environmental impact, reducing strain on infrastructure, Server, structural strain, sustainable living, ventilation

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	203	Astral Projections Made:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where turning on a ceiling fan actually makes ur house stronger? well, u found it, my dude! on this server, the laws of physics are out the window (literally, cuz ur fan is making ur house stronger).

imagine a world where pigs can fly, but only on thursdays. that’s the kind of craziness u can expect on this server. u wanna ride a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on ur head? go for it, no one’s gonna judge u here.

we’ve also got a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. u can join them if u want, but be warned, they have a strict “no humans allowed” policy.

so come on down to our server and experience the wackiness for urself. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. oh, and maybe a spare ceiling fan, just in case.

Bike Commute Craze

active commuting, Associations, Benefits, bicycle, bike, Cohort, Commute, commuting, CRAZE, employees, Exercise, FINNISH, health, Lifestyle, long term, productivity, public sector, research, sickness absences, study, Transportation, wellness, work

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6366
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Potions Brewed:	121
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	100565
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Magic Items Found:	8140
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will make u healthier just by playing? well, this server is like the cure for all ur sicknesses, bro. like, this study was done and it showed that people who commute by bicycle have less sickness absences. so, like, if u join this server and play a lot, u basically gonna be the healthiest person ever. u gonna be like a superhero, fighting off all the sicknesses with ur diamond sword and enchanted armor. join now and become the healthiest minecraft player in the world, bro.

Server server minecraft

banner, come to us, description, Lazy, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9231
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Holy Grails Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Enchantments Applied:	90	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Come to us !!!

NameCraftMc.aternos.me:56350

ArdynFall SMP

Active, AFK display, Anti Enderman Grief, anti ghast grief, Ardynfall, Armor statues, close-knit, Creative Server, Dedicated Staff Team, Double Shulker Shells, Established, Evolving, Exciting Events, Fast Leaf Decay, more mob heads, Planned Server Resets, Player Run Economy, proximity chat, Quality-of-life plugins, Regular Backups, Semi Vanilla, smp, Uptime

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9956
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magic Items Found:	2986
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

ArdynFall SMP Overview

Features	Description
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla 1.21.4 Minecraft experience
Community	Inclusive and welcoming to all players
Server Age	5 months old and still evolving
Server Resets	No planned resets, build your legacy
Uptime	100% uptime with regular backups
Staff Team	Friendly and experienced staff available
Events	Exciting server events and competitions
Plugins	Select few plugins for enhanced gameplay
Proximity Chat	Support for Proximity Chat Mod for immersive gameplay

FAQ

Q: How can I join ArdynFall SMP?

A: Join our Discord server and fill out an application.

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: Yes, all players need to be approved before joining.

Q: Are there any age restrictions for joining the server?

A: The server is open to players of all ages, but maturity is expected.

Q: Can I bring my friends to the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join as well.

Q: Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, there are server rules posted in our Discord server that all players must adhere to.

Q: How often are server events held?

A: Server events are planned regularly, with new events each month.

Q: Can I suggest new ideas for server events or features?

A: Yes, we welcome suggestions from our community members.

Q: Is there a separate creative server available for players?

A: Yes, there is a creative server for testing build ideas and cooperative projects.

Players:	102/500	Votes:	2996
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ores Mined:	8721	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5