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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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