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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 8477 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Magic Items Found: 6959
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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