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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Mines Excavated: 3009
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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