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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
Love Letters Sent: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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