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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found: 846 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
Animals Bred: 130 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
Potions Brewed: 149 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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