CraftyRegretz | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting off a TNT trap while trying to mine for diamonds, only to have a herd of angry llamas come charging at you for revenge! Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Witness players trying to build the tallest tower in the world, only to have it come crashing down because they forgot to put supports in place. It’s like a real-life game of Jenga, but with more explosions and less crying (hopefully).

So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos and laughter. Who knows, you might just have your own “I shouldn’t have said that” moment that will have everyone laughing for days. See you there!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Farms Harvested:	672
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	New Chunks Explored:	904940

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Animals Bred:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Buildings Constructed:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Players Killed by Monsters:	4504	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

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lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Emeralds Found:	6544	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	7766	Demon Skulls Collected:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Hazy Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	211	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Holy Based Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

“When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

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Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Zombie Dances:	4	Farms Harvested:	225

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BraBrawlServer

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Enchantments Applied:	97
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	8351	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

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Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mines Excavated:	2428	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Animals Bred:	22

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MineCraftFitTips

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Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	6986	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

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so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Alien Animal Autopsy Land

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Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Crops Grown:	8195	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Blocky Weight Loss Haven

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LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

/BlockBros – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Dragon Eggs Found:	4460	Holy Grails Found:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.