CraftyRegretz | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting off a TNT trap while trying to mine for diamonds, only to have a herd of angry llamas come charging at you for revenge! Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Witness players trying to build the tallest tower in the world, only to have it come crashing down because they forgot to put supports in place. It’s like a real-life game of Jenga, but with more explosions and less crying (hopefully).

So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos and laughter. Who knows, you might just have your own “I shouldn’t have said that” moment that will have everyone laughing for days. See you there!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Java Jolt Kids Craft

caffeine intake, causal link, child development, children, coffee consumption, cognitive development., Craft, Evidence, findings, health outcomes, java, Jolt, Kids, long-term study, maternal behavior, maternal habits, maternal health, neurodevelopmental difficulties, norway, Pregnancy, prenatal care, public health, research, study

so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	96
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	267
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

bedrock, Community, console, Cross-Play, crossplay, Discord, Dynmap, Events, frequent, Friend, full, Fun, Hub, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claims, Maps, Minigames, Nations, PORT, salad, smp, update, Vanilla, VeggieCraft, Wars

GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4404	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129
Towns Built:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5382	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

Accountability, citizen rights, civic engagement, civil liberties, Democracy, democratic institutions, democratic principles, democratic values, elections, equality, freedom, Governance, Government, Minecraft, Participation, Political process, political system, representation, RIGHTS, Rule of Law, smp, Voting

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

FilmFreakMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

BlockyRussian, Britain, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, exaggerated, exaggerating, exaggeration, foreign affairs, global politics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military tactics, Minecraft, Misinformation, Propaganda, russia, Server, strength of forces, uk

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	122
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

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so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	1267	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Disk Dash AcuCraft

AcuCraft, acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, ancient practice, Chronic pain, clinical trial, complementary therapy, Dash, disability, Disk, Effectiveness, gold standard, herniated disk, holistic healing, leg pain, long term benefits, non-pharmacological treatment, pain management, pain relief, Sciatica, sham acupuncture, traditional chinese medicine, Treatment

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CrazyCraft ModArchy

Anarchy, chaotic, crazy craft 4.0, Forge, high performance, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Network, Official, player experience, Server Uptime, Survival, total anarchy, Unstable, voidlauncher, voidswrath

CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6416
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Moon MC

1.21, Discord, Mini Games, Minigames, Polls, PvP, rules, smp, Status, Survival, Updates

SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Aqua, Aqua Man, aquaman movie, Arthur Curry, Atlantis, dc comics, DC Extended Universe, guys, half-human half-Atlantean, handsome, Handsome guy, jason momoa, justice league, King of Atlantis, Minecraft, oceanic hero, sea warrior, Server, SuperHero, superhero alias, superhero nickname, trident wielder, underwater adventurer, underwater hero, underwater kingdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

#youtube, alternative media, content creators, creativity, creature tubers, digital age, emerging trend, Entertainment, fresh change, influencers, innovation, internet culture, Minecraft, New trend, niche content, Online Community, online video, Pace, Popular, smp, social media, trendy, tubers, viral

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
New Chunks Explored:	29761	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.