CraftyRegretz | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting off a TNT trap while trying to mine for diamonds, only to have a herd of angry llamas come charging at you for revenge! Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Witness players trying to build the tallest tower in the world, only to have it come crashing down because they forgot to put supports in place. It’s like a real-life game of Jenga, but with more explosions and less crying (hopefully).

So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos and laughter. Who knows, you might just have your own “I shouldn’t have said that” moment that will have everyone laughing for days. See you there!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	494	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	851
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	8717
Love Letters Sent:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

FavFactzMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyCreeperCringe

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	New Chunks Explored:	130026
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	125	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

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So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Emeralds Found:	4221	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Java Jolt Kids Craft

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so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

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✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3867
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

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GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Crops Grown:	2377

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magic Items Found:	5159
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

FilmFreakMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Towns Built:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Magic Items Found:	3578	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.