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WornOutWife’s Minecraft Server

Asshole, Caring, Communication, Conflict, doubts, Earrings, feelings, GIFTED, huggies, husband, INVISIBLE, love, Marriage, meaningful gifts, Minecraft, relationships, Server, sweet gestures, Upset, Valentine’s Day, Wedding, WornOutWifes

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Enchantments Applied:	195	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of meaningful gestures? Look no further! Our server is like a loving husband who always remembers to buy you earrings for Valentine’s Day, except instead of earrings, we give you epic loot and surprises around every corner!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where every block holds a potential gift just for you. And don’t worry, we promise not to give you the same pair of earrings over and over again like that forgetful husband did. So come on, dive into our server and let us show you just how much we care about the little things!

HubbyNoMoreCraft

aita, Business, Decisions, DECORATE, Ditching, Endeavor, HubbyNoMoreCraft, husband, Investments, Kids, legal liability, LLC, MISTAKES, negligence, office, partner, Protect, restructuring, silent partner, TAXES, unreliable

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2892
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Magic Items Found:	5424	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your husband’s business structure? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this partner’s business decisions.

We promise you won’t have to worry about doing anyone else’s taxes or paychecks – unless you want to, of course! Our server is a place where you can be a silent partner or take charge, it’s up to you. Plus, we guarantee that you won’t have to deal with any legal messes like this poor soul.

So come join us and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the craziness of our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new business partner who actually knows what they’re doing!

KimJongCraft

Alliance, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, front lines, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Military operations, military presence, north korean, peace talks, Politics, russia, strategic decisions, Troops, Vladimir Putin, War, Withdrawal

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9090
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Farms Harvested:	590
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

lol join our minecraft server and u can be part of the epic battle between north korean troops and russia!!! u can choose ur side and fight for glory!! build ur own base and defend it with ur life!! maybe u can even negotiate a peace treaty with kim jong un himself!! come join the madness and see who will come out on top in this crazy warzone!!! 😂🤣🚀🔥

Anarchy – 0b1t server minecraft

0b1t, Anarchy, anarchy server, Chaos, Community, competitive, Economy, Events, Factions, Griefing, Hardcore, Minecraft, No Rules, ONLINE, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, TOXIC, War

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Star Shards Collected:	193	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

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Wild Spirit Realms 1.20

Allegory, animal characteristics, animal ears, animal tail, Anime, Anthro, Anthropomorphic, beastperson, discrimination, Diversity, equality, FANTASY, human-animal hybrid, isekai, lesser species, Minority representation, racial discrimination, Realms, representation, social commentary, spirit, Wild

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Emeralds Found:	9502	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Yo, bro, do you want to join this Minecraft server where you can be a beastperson with animal ears and tail? It’s like being a furry but in Minecraft, so you can act like a human or an animal whenever you want.

Join us and be part of this crazy world where you can be an allegory for a minority and experience what it’s like to be seen as a lesser species for no reason at all.

Forget about all the racial shit in anime, come to our server and live out your wildest anthro animal person dreams without being isekai-ed.

It’s a wild ride, bro, so hop on and let’s get weird together in this Minecraft server like no other.

AITAH Minecraft Server

AITAH, Argument, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, communication skills, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional intelligence, emotions, healthy relationships, love, Minecraft, Priorities, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, Self Respect, self-care, Server, Understanding, validation

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2849
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Items Found:	7665	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can mine a block? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and pancakes…wait, did someone say pancakes?

Imagine a world where the quest for pancakes leads to relationship turmoil, late-night homework sessions, and emotional rollercoasters. Will you prioritize schoolwork over love? Will you cave and buy pancakes for your significant other, only to be met with a cold shoulder? The drama never stops on our server!

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through relationship drama, pancake cravings, and late-night arguments. Who needs diamonds when you have the chaos of our server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BabyBumpGossipCraft

BabyBumpGossipCraft, family drama, high school communication, high school drama, high school friendships, high school misunderstandings, high school relationships, high school rumors, pregnancy rumour, school clubs, social media, teenage apologies, teenage communication, teenage conflict, teenage drama, teenage friendships, teenage gossip, teenage misunderstandings, teenage relationships

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mines Excavated:	4469
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312	Dragons Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Layla, Cassidy, and a pregnancy rumor that shook the school to its core.

Experience the thrill of navigating through family drama, school gossip, and intense confrontations – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can witness all the chaos firsthand on our server?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where every day is a new adventure. Join now and see if you have what it takes to handle the drama like a pro. Just remember, in this server, the only thing more explosive than a TNT block is the gossip spreading like wildfire.

EggcellentChickenPrices Minecraft SMP

agriculture, avian flu, bird flu, chicken prices, consumer prices, cost of living, disease outbreak, economic impact, egg prices, EggcellentChickenPrices, Farming, food prices, food production, grocery costs, inflation, Livestock, market analysis, market trends, Minecraft, poultry industry, protein sources, smp, supply and demand

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	676
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Love Letters Sent:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the most epic server out there right now, like seriously bro. You gotta join this server because, like, the chickens on this server are so OP that they’re immune to bird flu or something. So, like, the egg prices are through the roof but the chicken prices are still low af. It’s like a glitch in the matrix or something, but it’s all good because we’re living in a chicken paradise, baby! Join now and experience the most insane poultry economy you’ve ever seen in your life, I swear on my diamond sword!

TrumpCraft2020

America, Campaign, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, Country, decision, Democracy, election, Expectations, Government, leadership, Opinions, policy, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Support, trump, TrumpCraft2020, united states, Voting

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1851
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Void Gems Collected:	27

Are you tired of the real world politics drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you build, mine, and explore in a world where the only president is a friendly villager named Bob. No more debates, just endless fun and adventure. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself voted for Trump, so you’ll fit right in! Join now and experience a world where the only walls are the ones you build to keep out creepers.

Whale vs Shark: Liver Hunt 2023

2023, apex predators, Australia, bite wounds, DNA evidence, hunt, killer whales, liver, Marine Biology, marine ecosystem, marine mammals, marine predators, marine research, marine science, Portland, predator-prey relationship, shark, shark attack, Victoria, Whale, white shark, wildlife conservation

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	559
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magic Items Found:	7595
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

OMG u guys, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! We got killer whales huntin’ sharks for their livers like it’s some kind of underwater mafia drama! Join us and witness the epic battle between these ocean gangstas, it’s like Shark Week on steroids, but in Minecraft form! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see a white shark washed ashore with its liver missing? It’s like a mystery novel come to life, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the madness, we promise you won’t be disappointed! 🦈🐋🔥 #LiverLootingOrcaGang #SharkWeekOnSteroids #MinecraftMysteryMadness

Mystic Realm of Journi 1.20.6

1.20.6, Author, book lover, British author, British literature, celebrity crush, celebrity fantasy, controversial question, famous author, famous person, famous woman, FANTASY, female author, Fiction, Harry Potter, hypothetical question, j k rowling, Journi, Literature, long tail tag, mystic, Realm, would you, Writer

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2046
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3169	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical adventure just like banging J.K. Rowling!

You’ll be casting spells and building Hogwarts while dodging Dementors and creepers!

Join for the chance to explore a world filled with mystery and wonder, just like trying to figure out what the heck is going on in J.K. Rowling’s Twitter feed!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to unleash your inner wizard and create your own epic story, just like the time J.K. Rowling revealed Dumbledore was gay!

So come on, hop on this server and let’s make some magic happen, just like the time J.K. Rowling said wizards used to poop on the floor before bathrooms were invented!

LockedOutCraft

2am, aita, apartment, break-ins, crawl in window, Drunk, figure it out, Keys, locked doors, LockedOutCraft, locking out, misunderstanding, peeping toms, roommate, screaming, Threats, window banging

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Are you tired of dealing with drunk roommates who can’t even unlock a door? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is finding diamonds and fighting off creepers! Our server is so safe, even the most intoxicated players can navigate their way around without a problem. Plus, we have a strict “no peeping tom” policy, so you can build your dream house without any unwanted visitors. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

LeftyCraft

AMBIDEXTROUS, dexterity, dominant hand, fine motor skills, finger dexterity, hand abilities, hand coordination, hand dominance, hand flexibility, hand function, hand performance, hand skills, hand strength, hand tasks, handwriting, left-hand, LeftyCraft, motor control, non-dominant hand, Precision, Right hand

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	40	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of your dominant hand hogging all the glory? Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world where your non-dominant hand reigns supreme! Our players have reported building epic structures, slaying mobs, and even winning PvP battles all with their non-dominant hand. Who knew that lefties and righties could come together in perfect harmony to create the ultimate gaming experience? Join us now and show off your ambidextrous skills like never before!

BombCraft Minecraft Server

bomb violence, BombCraft, Community, crime, Crisis, Europe, explosion, fear, gang violence, Government, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, Police, Safety, Scandinavian, SECURITY, Server, society, Sweden, Terrorism, Urban, violence wave

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5997	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mines Excavated:	4307	Alien Abductions:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	116

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? are you looking for some crazy fun and chaos? well, look no further cuz our server is like a bomb going off in sweden! join us for some explosive action and non-stop violence!

we’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, players raiding each other’s bases like it’s the wild west, and so much more madness you won’t know what hit you!

join now and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s gonna happen next! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

PlasticCraft: Premature Birth Edition

Birth, Edition, Environmental, environmental impact, health, maternal health, Medical research, microplastic exposure, microplastics, newborn health, placentas, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, Pollution, pregnancy complications, Premature, premature births, public health, research, scientific study, study, toxicology

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8587
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Star Shards Collected:	277
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this lit Minecraft server, listen up! We got microplastics in placentas, like whaaat?! It’s gonna make your builds poppin’ with that extra sparkle, trust me. Plus, rumor has it that mining these microplastics can give you special powers in the game, like the ability to fly or shoot lasers from your eyes. And get this, if you collect enough of them, you might even unlock a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas. So come on, join us and let’s get weird with microplastics in placentas, it’s gonna be epic!

Players:	93/100	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3