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Academic Socials 1.20.1

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2250
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Votes:	8290	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Farms Harvested:	481
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Towns Built:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a frat house but with blocks and pickaxes!

We got all the college sluts running around in their pixelated glory, shaking their blocky booties and building some sexy structures.

If you wanna get your game on and mingle with some virtual hotties, this is the place to be.

Plus, where else can you find a server that combines education and erotica in such a mind-bending way?

So grab your gear, slap on your best skin, and get ready to party with the Socials College Sluts Edition!

CoffeeGroundsDumpin

Apology, Argument, Chores, coffee grounds, CoffeeGroundsDumpin, Communication, DISHES, Frustration, Household, husband, keurig, Marriage, morning, overreacting, pettiness, promise keeping, reusable pod, Routine, Rushing, stay at home mom, work

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7809
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	58	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	205
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mines Excavated:	1951

Are you tired of living in a world where coffee grounds reign supreme in the sink? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where coffee grounds are banned and promises are kept! Build your dream coffee-free home and live in harmony with your virtual neighbors who understand the struggle of dealing with coffee grounds in the sink. Don’t let your husband’s coffee pod antics ruin your day – join us and start fresh in a world where coffee grounds are a thing of the past!

RiseNShineMinecraftSMP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1076
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Yo, listen up fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like seriously bro, it’s the most epic server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one time, there was this player who joined the server and within five minutes, they found a diamond horse with wings and rode it into battle against a giant army of zombie chickens. And guess what? They won! It was epic, man.

And another time, someone built a giant statue of a potato that shot lasers out of its eyes and protected the whole server from griefers. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical unicorns that grant wishes. I heard one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server.

So, what are you waiting for, dude? Join this Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend of the server. Don’t miss out, bro!

EthicalMineCraft – No Creepers Here!

#sustainability, Accountability, activism, animal welfare, Boycott, companies, consumer activism, consumer choice, corporate greed, Corporations, CREEPERS, discrimination, environmental impact, ethical concerns, EthicalMineCraft, Exploitation, fair trade, HUMAN RIGHTS, labor practices, social responsibility, supply chain, transparency

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to find out they were sourced unethically? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all our resources are ethically and sustainably sourced by our team of vegan, eco-friendly villagers. No more guilt while building your dream castle!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil sheep overlords and claim your place as the rightful ruler of the land!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where ethical sourcing meets epic adventures with talking chickens. It’s cluckin’ awesome!

Recycled Thermoset Kingdom

#sustainability, bio-sourced, bowling balls, car tires, circular economy, crosslinked, degradation, Durability, eco-friendly, environmental impact, green technology, hip joints, incineration, Kingdom, landfill, Plastic, Recycled, Recycled materials, recycling, sustainable materials, Thermoset, thermoset materials, waste management

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as recycled as a car tire? Well, come join our server where we recycle everything, even your grandma’s hip joints and old bowling balls!

We use bio-sourced materials to create new plastic that is as strong as those crosslinked thermosets but can be easily recycled and degraded. It’s like magic, but better!

Join us on this wild ride as we turn trash into treasure and build the craziest creations you’ve ever seen. Who needs incinerators and landfills when you can join our server and save the world, one block at a time?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most epic recycling adventure in Minecraft history! Let’s show the world that even virtual blocks can make a difference.

Sharky Love Island 1.21.1

1.21.1, adorable sharks, aquatic beauty, cute animals, cute shark, ISLAND, love, marine life, marine wildlife, ocean creatures, oceanic cuteness, sea animals, sea creatures, shark appreciation, shark community, shark enthusiasts, shark family, shark fandom, shark lover, shark obsession, shark pride, shark wife, sharky, underwater love

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1335
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Enchantments Applied:	138
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

OMG, you won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! Join now to see my adorable shark wife swimming around like a boss. She’s the queen of the ocean and you gotta see it to believe it.

Our server is like a zoo on steroids, with all sorts of wacky creatures and characters roaming around. It’s a total mind trip, man.

And the best part? We have a secret underground disco party going on 24/7. Get your groove on with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Just watch out for the dancing Endermen, they’ll steal your heart (literally).

DadCraft: School Event Reminder?

activities, aita, co parenting, Communication, DadCraft, Event, family dynamics, involvement, kids father, off campus sports, parental responsibilities, parenting, reminder, School, school communication, school events, school events reminder, school involvement, school notifications, school schedule, school sports, sports schedule, text messages

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of being the family secretary, constantly reminding your partner about the kids’ activities? Join our Minecraft server and escape the never-ending cycle of text messages and sports schedules! Our virtual world is filled with magical creatures who will happily take on the role of reminding your partner about important events. Plus, our youngest player has some serious sass and will put your partner in their place if they dare to ask for reminders. And don’t worry, even if you decide to take a break from the server, the school messages will still come through – because our server is just that powerful. So come join us and let the chaos of Minecraft distract you from the chaos of real life!

CraftyCompliments

awkward compliments, backhanded compliments, bizarre compliments, compliments, compliments that are strange, compliments that sound weird, CraftyCompliments, odd compliments, offbeat compliments, peculiar compliments, quirky compliments, strange compliments, unconventional compliments, unique compliments, unusual compliments, weird af, weird as fuck, weird compliments

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6015
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Animals Bred:	110

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll hear compliments like “your pickaxe is sharper than my wit” and “your creeper explosions are like fireworks on the Fourth of July”. Join us for a wild ride of wacky compliments and insane adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. So come join us before they hatch their evil plan!

PanicCraft – ER Escape Edition

Covid-19 pandemic, Edition, emergency care, emergency department visits, ER visits, Escape, Healthcare, healthcare crisis, healthcare data, healthcare statistics, healthcare system, healthcare trends, leaving ER, Medical advice, medically recommended, pandemic effects, pandemic impact, PanicCraft, patient behavior, patient decisions, patient safety, Patients, statistics

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	76
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5897
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN COVID PATIENTS WANNA LEAVE THE ER TO PLAY! 53.6% INCREASE IN PEEPS LEAVING THE HOSPITAL TO JOIN OUR SERVER, THAT’S HOW EPIC IT IS! 721 MILLION VISITS BUT 5.9 MILLION PEEPS DIPPED TO PLAY MINECRAFT INSTEAD, THAT’S SOME DEDICATION RIGHT THERE! COME BUILD, SURVIVE, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT! #MINECRAFTOVERHOSPITALS #SERVERGOALS #COVIDCANTSTOPUS

Mystic Web of Laughter 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, BIZARRE, boss fight, Creative, Death Stranding, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, ha, humor, Innovative, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, mystic, strange, surreal, Unique, video game, web, webm, weird

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3688
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Yo, bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the boss fight in Death Stranding but with blocks and creepers instead of BTs and BBs.

Join if you wanna experience the thrill of battling insane mobs and building epic structures at the same time.

This server is so lit, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve been sucked into a parallel universe where everything is made of pixels.

Don’t miss out on the chance to have a crazy adventure that’ll leave you wondering if you’re still sane.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

WornOutWife’s Minecraft Server

Asshole, Caring, Communication, Conflict, doubts, Earrings, feelings, GIFTED, huggies, husband, INVISIBLE, love, Marriage, meaningful gifts, Minecraft, relationships, Server, sweet gestures, Upset, Valentine’s Day, Wedding, WornOutWifes

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of meaningful gestures? Look no further! Our server is like a loving husband who always remembers to buy you earrings for Valentine’s Day, except instead of earrings, we give you epic loot and surprises around every corner!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where every block holds a potential gift just for you. And don’t worry, we promise not to give you the same pair of earrings over and over again like that forgetful husband did. So come on, dive into our server and let us show you just how much we care about the little things!

HubbyNoMoreCraft

aita, Business, Decisions, DECORATE, Ditching, Endeavor, HubbyNoMoreCraft, husband, Investments, Kids, legal liability, LLC, MISTAKES, negligence, office, partner, Protect, restructuring, silent partner, TAXES, unreliable

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7225
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your husband’s business structure? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this partner’s business decisions.

We promise you won’t have to worry about doing anyone else’s taxes or paychecks – unless you want to, of course! Our server is a place where you can be a silent partner or take charge, it’s up to you. Plus, we guarantee that you won’t have to deal with any legal messes like this poor soul.

So come join us and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the craziness of our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new business partner who actually knows what they’re doing!

KimJongCraft

Alliance, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, front lines, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Military operations, military presence, north korean, peace talks, Politics, russia, strategic decisions, Troops, Vladimir Putin, War, Withdrawal

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8161
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Void Armor Forged:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3

lol join our minecraft server and u can be part of the epic battle between north korean troops and russia!!! u can choose ur side and fight for glory!! build ur own base and defend it with ur life!! maybe u can even negotiate a peace treaty with kim jong un himself!! come join the madness and see who will come out on top in this crazy warzone!!! 😂🤣🚀🔥

Anarchy – 0b1t server minecraft

0b1t, Anarchy, anarchy server, Chaos, Community, competitive, Economy, Events, Factions, Griefing, Hardcore, Minecraft, No Rules, ONLINE, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, TOXIC, War

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

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Wild Spirit Realms 1.20

Allegory, animal characteristics, animal ears, animal tail, Anime, Anthro, Anthropomorphic, beastperson, discrimination, Diversity, equality, FANTASY, human-animal hybrid, isekai, lesser species, Minority representation, racial discrimination, Realms, representation, social commentary, spirit, Wild

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Yo, bro, do you want to join this Minecraft server where you can be a beastperson with animal ears and tail? It’s like being a furry but in Minecraft, so you can act like a human or an animal whenever you want.

Join us and be part of this crazy world where you can be an allegory for a minority and experience what it’s like to be seen as a lesser species for no reason at all.

Forget about all the racial shit in anime, come to our server and live out your wildest anthro animal person dreams without being isekai-ed.

It’s a wild ride, bro, so hop on and let’s get weird together in this Minecraft server like no other.

Players:	99/800	Votes:	9672
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1