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CraftyMind SMP

Art Therapy, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyMind, Dance, Exercise, gardening, Hiking, hobby, journaling, knitting, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, photography, reading, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, woodworking

Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftySaverz

budgeting, budgeting tips, CraftySaverz, Financial Advice, financial discipline, Financial goals, financial habits, Financial Planning, Financial Success, financial tip, frugal living, frugality, long term savings, money management, money saving habits, money saving tips, personal finance, saving money, saving strategies, smart spending, wise spending

Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SpyCraftChemWars

#covert operations, chemical weapons, counterintelligence, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, Government, illegal activities, intelligence, international relations, investigation, material, Procurement, production, Russian Spy, sanctions, SECURITY, spy network, SpyCraftChemWars, Surveillance, switzerland

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

Behavior, child behavior, child outcomes, children’s development, controversy, discipline, discipline techniques, effects, Impact, long-debated, negative effects, overstated, parenting, Parenting styles, physical punishment, Psychological, research, researchers, SpankCraft, spanking, study

so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1070	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Sad Fact Minecraft Server

achievement, attraction, birth rate, birth rate collapse, Cheap, China, created, export, fact, feeling, fembots, height of feat, human touch, long-lasting, low attraction, Minecraft, sad, Server, sex robots, sex toys, Technology, technology feat, Trust, trustable

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8360	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Based Peter Minecraft SMP

ai, Assistance, Based, Generated, keywords, list, long tail, Minecraft, Natural Language Processing, nlp, Peter, Peter was so based, phrases, smp, tags, Technology, text analysis, Tools, virtual assistant

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	334
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BrotherlyBlockage

aita, Aspergers syndrome, Boundaries, brother, BrotherlyBlockage, Church, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, Family Support, financial arrangement, house buying, husband, living arrangement, personal space, relationships, Tension, Twins

🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

advice, Coping skills, Dig, dont, emotional intelligence, Experience, growth mindset., guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, smp, Straight.., teenage self, TeenageMeMC, wisdom

If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

FreebieCraft

bargain hunting, discount shopping, dream shopping, endless shopping, Exclusive shopping, free for all, Free shopping, FreebieCraft, limited time offer, luxury shopping, once in a lifetime opportunity, Retail paradise, retail therapy, Shop till you drop, Shopping bonanza, Shopping extravaganza, Shopping fantasy., shopping spree, Splurging spree, ultimate shopping experience, Unlimited shopping

Imagine a Minecraft server where everything is free for 30 minutes every day! It’s like a virtual shopping spree where you can grab all the diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and rare blocks your heart desires. Join us and experience the thrill of looting to your heart’s content without spending a single virtual penny. Who needs a Black Friday sale when you have this epic server to satisfy all your Minecraft cravings? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft hoarder!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Star Shards Collected:	284
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Zombie Dances:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

China, cross-strait relations, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, geopolitical conflict, international relations, ISLAND, military drills, military escalation, military maneuvers, Minecraft, political tension, provocation, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic posturing, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, Tensions, territorial dispute

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!

join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!

so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Farms Harvested:	837

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BlockyBanterMC

BlockyBanterMC, civilians, combat zone, Conflict, Crisis, Evacuations, forced, gaza, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international community, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military tactics, Oppression, palestine, political conflict, resistance, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than hamas and gazans! we got zombies, creepers, and even ender dragons ready to fight you! we don’t force anyone to stay in the combat zone, but once you enter our server, you won’t want to leave! we’ll make sure you never want to evacuate because the fun never stops here! join now for the most intense and outrageous minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

OnlyNations

AGES, Economy, Events, Factions, Immersive, Minecraft, Modded, Nations, OnlyNations, Roleplay, Server, storytelling, Survival, Towny, Wars, Worldbuilding

OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6283	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	275	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.21, 1.8, 127 лвл, administrators, Anarchy, assistants, Bedwars, Buildings, Cheats, Clans, classic, DISCOUNTS, donation, Donations, DONATORS, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, MineBars, Minecraft, Minigames, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Prices, Prison, Private, Promotional Codes, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Skypvp, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, wipes, Without Launcher

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Top server for top players – MineBars!

Login is available from versions 1.8 to 1.20.6

★ Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP

★ Unique plugins made by our programmers

★ Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

★ Experienced administrators and assistants

★ Honest donation, cheap prices, discounts and promotional codes

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★➜ IP – MBars.net

★➜ Website: https://minebars.ru

★➜ VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

★➜ Telegram: https://t.me/minebars

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A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

Enter the promotional code RATING on our website MineBars.ru and you will receive extra. discount!

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Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, beautiful wife, chimera ants, Dark Continent Expedition, FANTASY, future king, Gon Freecss, Greed Island, HISOKA, Hunter Exam, Hunter x Hunter, Hunters, Killua Zoldyck, kurapika, leorio, Manga, Minecraft, Nen abilities, phantom troupe, Server, Yorknew City arc

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the future king and his beautiful wife in their epic quest for diamonds and glory!

Rumor has it that the king’s wife is actually a secret ninja assassin who can take out creepers with just a flick of her diamond sword. And the king himself? Well, let’s just say he’s not afraid to go toe-to-toe with the Ender Dragon while riding a pig.

Join us on this server for the chance to witness epic battles, build majestic castles, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the royal couple riding into the sunset on their trusty llamas. Who needs a boring old kingdom when you can rule over a Minecraft server with these two crazy characters leading the way? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most outrageous royal court in all of Minecraft history!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP

2099, Ancient, common, Demon King, FANTASY, futuristic, humans, Magic, magic and technology, Maou, Medieval, Minecraft, MODERN, Monsters, Peace, rare example, smp, Story, technological world, Technology, thousand years, world

Join our Minecraft SMP server where the ancient Demon King wakes up in the year 2099 AD and is just as confused as you are! Humans and monsters live in peace, using their once powerful magic in everyday life. But wait, there’s a twist – what if this medieval magic world transforms into a futuristic technological paradise in the next few thousand years? Will you be there to witness it all unfold? Join now for a chance to be a part of this epic saga and maybe even become the next Demon King (or Queen)! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Crops Grown:	9331
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2