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Ascended Not Noticed

Afterlife, Apocalypse, Ascended, Ascension, biblical prophecy, christian theology, disbelief, divine intervention, end times, Eschatology, FAITH, Heaven, Hell, Humanity, judgement day, NOTICED, rapture, religious beliefs, salvation, second coming, spiritual awakening, supernatural events

join our epic minecraft server where the rapture already happened but only a few people ascended so now we all just chillin like nothing happened. u can build ur own apocalyptic bunker and fight off mutant zombies with ur pet llama army. the only way to survive is to mine for diamonds and trade with the aliens that visit our server every tuesday. come join us and be part of the most bizarre post-apocalyptic world ever created in minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Fire Factions

Adventure, Anarchy, Bed wars, Creative, Economy, Faction Wars, Factions, Hardcore, hcf, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome To Fire Factions server Join Discord server keep it english Good staff Invite your friends Have Fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Blame The Parents Minecraft Server

Blame, blame game, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, emotional baggage, Failure, family dynamics, generational patterns, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming obstacles, parental influence, parents, personal responsibility, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-blame, self-doubt, Server, societal pressure

Are you tired of blaming yourself for being a failure? Well, join our Minecraft server and blame your parents instead! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your insecurities. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll finally earn your parents’ approval. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s blame it all on mom and dad together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

The Congo War Memory Hole Minecraft SMP

African death, Atrocity, bloody warfare, Conflict, Congo, congo war, Forgotten, Genocide, History, Hole, HUMAN RIGHTS, indifference, international community, long tail tag, Memory, memory hole, Minecraft, neglect, Remembrance, slav death, smp, Suffering, Tragedy, violence, War, War Crimes

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there were 500,000 slavs who met their demise in the most epic battle ever seen in Minecraft history. But fear not, because they were quickly replaced by 5,000,000 Africans who brought their own unique flair to the server. And let’s not forget the 10,000,000 players who were mysteriously replaced during a 30-year long bloody warfare. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans they got up to before their untimely demise?

So come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next legend in our ever-growing saga of madness and mayhem. Just remember, anything goes on our Minecraft SMP, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

GoofyCraft – Where Confusion is Key

ambiguous, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, confusion, emotional intelligence, Expectations, family dynamics, Frustration, generational gap, GoofyCraft, husband and wife, key, Marriage, mind reading, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, parenting, Parenting styles, rough patch, sibling rivalry, teenage behavior, Tension

Are you tired of real-life drama and misunderstandings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can misinterpret your actions. No more awkward conversations or disgusted faces – just pure fun and creativity!

Join us and escape the chaos of real life. Who needs mind-reading when you can just build a giant castle instead? Plus, we have a special “Goofy” theme where you can act as silly as you want without any judgment.

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have a laugh. Who knew Minecraft could be the key to a stress-free life?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyChicksServer

Awareness, Behavior, Communication, CraftyChicksServer, experiences, Girlfriend, habits, Insights, learning, Lifestyle, love, Marriage, observations, Partnership, perceptions, personal growth, relationships, Surprises, Understanding, Wife, Women

Are you tired of mining and crafting all alone in Minecraft? Join our server and discover the wacky world of women’s habits that will leave you scratching your head! From hoarding diamonds like they’re going out of style to building secret underground bases for their pet creepers, you’ll never look at your girlfriend or wife the same way again. Join now for a chance to unravel the mysteries of the female mind while building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening and entertaining?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	1612
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Star Shards Collected:	115
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Emeralds Found:	2531

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Vanilla Vibes SMP

Adventure, building, collaboration, community focus, creativity, Economy, Exploration, Friendly, Griefing, Land Claims, multiplayer, Plugins, Sethome, Shops, Spawn, Survival, Teleportation, Towny, Trade, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Welcoming

Join our vibrant community where adventure meets creativity! Dive into a survival multiplayer (SMP) experience that focuses on collaboration, exploration, and building without the chaos of PvP. Economy System: Engage in a thriving economy! Trade with other players, create shops, and build your wealth. Land Claims: Protect your builds with our easy-to-use land claims system. No more worries about griefing—your creations are safe! Essential Plugins: Enjoy quality-of-life features like: Sethome: Easily set and teleport to your home. Spawn: A welcoming spawn area with resources and guidance for new players. Teleportation: Convenient teleport options to friends and locations. Voting Rewards: Show your support! Vote for our server and earn rewards like extra claim blocks, enhancing your gameplay experience without any pay-to-win mechanics. Community Focus: Join a friendly and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, there’s a place for you here! Join us today and start your adventure! We can’t wait to see what you create!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Villages Defended:	20

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Synthrunner

active community, Anti-Griefing Protection, beginner friendly, Challenges & Quests, Community Events, economic system, Economy, empire-building, Events, Exclusive Rewards, experienced players, Growing Community, Island expansion, minecraft journey, Missions, OneBlock, PvP, Resource Management, Safe building, single block, Survival, trade system, unique experience

Immerse yourself in a unique OneBlock experience! Start on a single block and build your own world step by step. On our server you will find exciting challenges, friendly community events and special features that take the classic OneBlock adventure to a new level. Whether alone or with friends – with us you can expect hours of fun and a server that is constantly being developed.

Features:

OneBlock Mode: Start on a single block and expand your island as you wish. Economic system: Trade, sell and buy resources – build your empire! Challenges & Quests: Complete exciting missions and receive exclusive rewards. Anti-Griefing Protection: Build safely and without fear of theft or destruction. Active Community & Events: Take part in regular events and become part of our growing community.

Come and be part of our Minecraft journey! We look forward to welcoming you. Whether you’re a beginner or an experienced Minecraft player – everyone is welcome!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Love & Peace Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love and peace reign supreme! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless fields of flowers.

Our server is home to a magical village where the villagers communicate through interpretive dance and the cows are known for their impeccable singing voices.

But beware, there are rumors of a mischievous group of chickens who have formed a secret society and are plotting to overthrow the peaceful regime. Will you join forces with the villagers to stop the chicken uprising?

Come join us on this wacky and whimsical server where the only rule is to spread love and joy to all who enter. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Zenless Zone Zero General Minecraft SMP

Agent Record, Arcade, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Drawpile, Friends, general, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, SAHLWFEFEZZZ4PC, smp, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, version 1.2, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFTS, Zone

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can ride through the fiery pits of Minecraft hell on a flaming horse!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero, where you can ask them all your burning questions like “Why do creepers explode?” and “Why do zombies moan so much?”

If you’re feeling adventurous, check out our Agent Records for Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz. They’ve survived countless creeper attacks and lived to tell the tale!

And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like the Overlord’s Feast, where you can dine with the most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a seat next to the Ender Dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Redeem our exclusive codes like ZENLESSGIFT and HSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PC for epic loot and join us on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ShortKingCraft

Communication, compatibility, Connection, Cultural differences, dating etiquette, dating preferences, dating standards, gender dynamics, height discrimination, height preference, height requirements, Personal preferences, rejection, rejection sensitivity, second date, SELF AWARENESS, Self Respect, ShortKingCraft, social norms, tall women

Are you tired of being judged by your height in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, height doesn’t matter at all! You can be a towering giant or a tiny elf, and everyone will still treat you like royalty.

Join us and experience a world where height requirements are a thing of the past. No more feeling like a “tall tree branch” just to make someone else feel more feminine. Here, everyone is equal, no matter how tall or short they may be.

So come on over and leave the real world behind. Build your own kingdom, make friends with dragons, and maybe even find a unicorn or two. Who knows, you might just discover that true beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. Join now and let your height be the least of your worries!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

VeggieVibesMC SMP

balanced diet, clean eating, diet tips, food facts, health myths, health-conscious choices, Healthy Eating, healthy food, hidden health benefits, misleading food, natural foods, nutrient-dense foods, nutrient-rich options, nutrition, organic produce, plant based diet, smp, superfoods, VeggieVibesMC, weight loss, wellness, Whole Foods

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have discovered the ultimate secret to health and happiness – FOOD! But not just any food, oh no. We’re talking about the magical, mystical, and downright mind-blowing food that will make you question everything you thought you knew about nutrition.

Join us on this wild adventure as we uncover the truth behind the most deceivingly healthy foods in the Minecraft universe. From suspiciously nutritious cake to surprisingly beneficial cookies, you’ll never look at your inventory the same way again.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots that can grant you superhuman abilities. Want to fly like a chicken or breathe underwater like a fish? Just munch on one of these bad boys and watch the magic happen.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and embark on a culinary journey like no other. Who knows, you might just discover the secret to eternal health and happiness…or at least have a good laugh along the way.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Farms Harvested:	778	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CringeCraft: The Movie

awful cinema, bad movie, cinematic disaster, CringeCraft, horrible flick, Movie, movie bomb, movie catastrophe, movie disappointment, movie disaster, movie dud, movie failure, movie flop, movie letdown, terrible film, worst movie, worst movie ever

Have you ever watched a movie so bad that you wished you could jump into a Minecraft server to escape the horror? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with terrible movies as you are. We even have a special movie night event where we gather around a virtual campfire and roast the worst movies of all time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Cringe Castle,” where players can build their own cringe-worthy creations and compete for the title of Cringe King or Queen. So if you’re ready to laugh, cringe, and have the time of your life, join us on our server today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	147	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mines Excavated:	4722	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TaiwanTussleCraft

Asia-Pacific, China, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tension, international relations, military aggression, military conflict, military drill, naval exercise, political tension, regional security, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic maneuver, taiwan, TaiwanTussleCraft, Tensions, territorial dispute, united states

yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server, cuz we got crazier drills than china around taiwan, but in minecraft world! u.s. be like “wtf is this madness” but we be like “join us and experience the chaos!” we build giant drills and conquer lands like no other server, come join the madness and show off ur skills in the craziest battles ever seen in minecraft history! let’s gooooooo!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

DadBodCraft – The Happier, Healthier Minecraft Server

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Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical potion for ur health, bro! If u a dude, young, got a job, smart as heck, not always sick, and just overall happy, den u gonna be feelin’ like a million bucks on dis server, I swear!

But watch out, if u gotta take care of old folks or disabled fam members, or u got a bunch of kids runnin’ around, ur health might take a hit on dis server. It’s like a crazy rollercoaster of emotions and health stats, man!

So come join da fun, build some epic stuff, and see how ur health gets a boost or a bust on dis wild ride of a Minecraft server! Let’s get it, fam!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	165	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12