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Minto’s Reversion: Minecraft SMP – The CGDCT Chronicles

Anime, anime character, anime trope, CGDCT, change of heart, character arc, Character development, character growth, Chronicles, Coming of Age, growth mindset., Minecraft, minto, Mintos, old ways, personal journey, redemption arc, ReVersion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-realization, slice of life, smp, transformation

Oh, let me tell you the tea, honey! Minto was just tired of all the kawaii stuff and decided to go back to her old ways of being a hardcore Minecraft player. But get this, she joined this insane SMP where the only way to survive is by building the most outrageous, over-the-top structures you can imagine. Think giant statues of llamas wearing top hats or houses made entirely out of diamond blocks. It’s like a wild, wacky dream come true! And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So if you’re ready for a crazy, chaotic adventure, come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9461	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	29
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TheraBlock – Waste No Time, Craft Your Mind!

adoption, bribery, Communication Issues, Craft, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, Family issues, Family Therapy, family unity, Guilt, Mind, name change, Resentment, sibling relationships, step parent, step siblings, teenage perspective, teenage rebellion, TheraBlock, Therapy, therapy effectiveness, therapy sessions, Time, Waste

Welcome to the most dysfunctional family therapy Minecraft server you’ll ever join!

Are you tired of your mom and her husband trying to guilt you into changing your last name? Well, on this server, you can build a virtual world where you never have to hear those requests again!

Join us and experience the thrill of being asked to leave the room 7 times in 2.5 months of therapy sessions! Can you beat that record?

Create your own therapy sessions where you can tell the therapist that you will never change your mind and refuse to accept another man’s name. The best part? You can end therapy whenever you want because, hey, you’re “just a kid” in Minecraft world!

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the drama of real life family therapy and build your own world of chaos and fun, join us now! Let’s see if you’re the ultimate AITA in this virtual therapy world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Animals Bred:	183	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

FearlessCraft Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Bravery, challenging fears, confronting fears, conquering fear, courage, emotional wellness, empowerment, facing fear, fear, FearlessCraft, inner strength, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming fear, personal development, personal growth, phobias, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to fear is running out of diamonds? Well, fear no more because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to face your fears head-on and conquer them in the most ridiculous ways possible. Have a fear of heights? We’ll make you build a sky base so high, you’ll need a parachute just to get down. Scared of the dark? We’ll send you on a quest to find the rarest glow-in-the-dark block in the game, guarded by a horde of zombie pigmen.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Fearless Faction, a group of players who have faced their fears and come out stronger on the other side. Join them if you dare, but be warned – their initiation ritual involves a dance-off with a creeper.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and face your fears like never before. Just remember, diamonds are the least of your worries here!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BlockyBedroomBlunders

adolescence, BlockyBedroomBlunders, childhood beliefs, childhood misconceptions, misconceptions, Misinformation, Myths, puberty, puberty misconceptions, reproductive health, reproductive system, sex education, sex education myths, sex facts, sex misconceptions, sexual development, sexual education, sexual education misconceptions, sexual health, sexual myths, Sexuality

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to build and mine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is like no other, with players who believe the most absurd “facts” about sex growing up.

From thinking that babies are delivered by storks in diamond-studded diapers to believing that kissing someone will give you superpowers, our server is a non-stop comedy show that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server around!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

UkraineCraft: Orbán’s Aid Mess-Up

aid, Alliance, Assistance, controversy, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, Government, international relations, investigation, Manipulation, messup, Orbán, Orbans, political interference, president, Support, threat, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united states

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place in all of minecraft land. we got Orbán, yeah, the dude who’s all like, “i’m gonna mess with Ukraine aid to help Trump,” but don’t worry, he’s just here to build some epic castles and stuff. like, imagine a castle made out of gold blocks and diamond doors, that’s what Orbán is gonna build.

and we got all these insane stories happening on the server, like one time, a creeper tried to run for president but got blown up by a bunch of angry villagers. and then there was this epic battle between a bunch of chickens and a herd of cows over who gets to rule the server. it was like, total chaos, but so much fun.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s like a real-life adventure movie down there. you gotta watch out for the lava pits and the zombie hordes, but if you make it through, you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds.

so, like, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server out there, come join us. Orbán and his crazy antics are waiting for you to join the fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4249	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Flying Car City – Not So Convenient

Advanced technology, air travel, CAR, city, City Of The Future, city planning, convenience, convenient, flying, flying cars, future technology, futuristic vehicles, innovation, smart cities, sustainable transportation, technological advancements, traffic congestion, transportation challenges, transportation revolution, urban design, urban development, urban infrastructure, Urban mobility, urban transportation

yo, come join our minecraft server where we got flying cars that are even more inconvenient than in real life! like, they’re always crashing into each other and causing chaos. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

plus, we got a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’ll trade you some out-of-this-world items in exchange for your soul… just kidding, they just want emeralds. but still, pretty cool, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a giant lava pit in the middle of spawn? it’s like a hot tub, but way more dangerous. so come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. who needs flying cars when you have all this craziness to explore?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NeuroMagnet CircuitCraft

animal testing, brain circuits, Chronic pain, CircuitCraft, depression, experimental therapy, Gene therapy, implanted device, innovative technology, magnetic fields, medical breakthrough, Mice, neurological disorders, neurology research, NeuroMagnet, neurons, non-invasive treatment, obesity, Parkinson’s Disease, potential applications, researchers, Treatment

so, like, imagine if you could control your brain with magnets, like some sorta superhero power, right? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form! join us and you can switch on and off neurons in your brain just by waving a magnet around, no need for any fancy implants or surgeries!

we got scientists working round the clock to make sure your brain is in tip-top shape while you’re playing, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without any pesky brain fog getting in the way.

plus, rumor has it that some players have used our brain-controlling technology to cure their depression, lose weight, and even get rid of chronic pain! who needs a doctor when you’ve got a magnet and a minecraft server, amirite?

so come on down to our server and join the brainwave revolution! who knows what crazy things you’ll be able to do once you’ve got control of your noggin with just a flick of a magnet. it’s like magic, but better!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Crops Grown:	5008

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

What are Minecraft servers like Dynasty Network ?

Adventure, alliances, brotherhood, building, Community, Contests, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, Modalities, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Updates

Some Minecraft servers similar to Dynasty Network include: 1. Hypixel – Known for its variety of mini-games and custom game modes, Hypixel offers a similar immersive experience for players looking for unique gameplay elements. 2. Mineplex – With a focus on community and fun game modes, Mineplex offers a similar experience to Dynasty Network with its variety of mini-games and events. 3. The Hive – Known for its fun game modes and active community, The Hive offers a similar experience to Dynasty Network with its immersive gameplay and unique features. 4. CubeCraft Games – Offering a variety of mini-games and custom game modes, CubeCraft Games provides a similar experience to Dynasty Network for players looking for immersive gameplay and unique challenges. 5. Grian Network – With a focus on creativity and community, Grian Network offers a similar experience to Dynasty Network with its unique game modes and interactive features.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Lifelink

Adventure, Allies, battle, collaboration, Community, Custom, Economy, Events, Faction, legend, LifeSteal, marketplace, mmo, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, RPG, Skills, strategy, Survival, Tournaments

Welcome to Lifelink

Join a unique Minecraft adventure where every battle counts and every life matters! In Lifelink, you can reclaim your health with every foe you defeat, making PvP encounters exhilarating and strategic.

Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain hearts for every player you eliminate, turning the tides of battle in your favor! Dynamic Economy: Trade resources and build your wealth with a thriving community marketplace. Custom Plugins: Enjoy a tailored experience with unique features like loot drops, special events, and player challenges. Community Events: Participate in regular tournaments and themed events to earn exclusive rewards and showcase your skills. Friendly Community: Join a welcoming group of players who love to collaborate and compete. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer, there’s a place for you here! Ready to test your skills and embrace the thrill of Lifesteal? Gather your allies, hone your strategy, and dive into a world where every life taken means a chance for survival!

Join us now and become a legend in Lifelink

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4983	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Survival without GOD and FLY (not donation trash) Minecraft server

BUILD, classic, Currency, donation, Honest, Hosting, Jobs, low, no fly, No GOD, op, Plugins, Private, Russian, Shop, simulation, stores, Survival, Warps, Web map, worlds

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players.

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, Burning Scent of Home, Character Banners, Feixiao, Feixiao0910, FeixiaoFiles, FeixiaoGeneral, fire nihility, Honkai, Imaginary Harmony, Light Cone Banners, Lingsha, Minecraft, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Version 2.6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” where you’ll encounter crazy characters like Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the “Burning Scent of Home” with our Lingsha Trailer and get ready for some epic battles with characters like Fugue and Imaginary Harmony. And don’t forget about our redeemable codes that will give you access to exclusive in-game items!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of FeixiaoFiles and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Holy Grails Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Animals Bred:	148
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Crops Grown:	9931	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

RegretfulRebel Minecraft SMP

ethical choice, ethical conflict, ethical decision-making, ethical dilemma, guilty pleasure, inner conflict, inner struggle, Minecraft, moral boundaries, moral compass, moral conflict, moral dilemma, moral reasoning, RegretfulRebel, risky behavior, smp, temptation, wrong decision

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! How about starting a llama racing league? The possibilities are endless on our server. And don’t worry about breaking the rules – there are no rules here!

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and insane shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BlockyBeautyLand

appreciation, Architecture, around you, art, beauty, BlockyBeautyLand, colors, culture, Diversity, emotions, Gratitude, inspiration, landscape, mindfulness, Nature, people, perspective, scenery, Serenity, Wonder, world

Do you see beauty in a majestic sunrise over a pixelated ocean? Or perhaps in the way a creeper explodes in a burst of colorful blocks? If so, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP!

Our server is like no other, with landscapes so stunning they’ll make your eyes pop out of your head (don’t worry, we have a /heal command for that). Our community is filled with friendly players who will help you build the most epic structures, like a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle.

But the real reason you should join our server? The secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic Minecraft unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the beauty of blocky landscapes and explosive creepers fill your heart with joy!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

KimCraft: Redstone Revolution

aggression, Claims, Conflict, cooperation, Defense, diplomatic relations, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, KimCraft, military alliance, military assistance, North Korea, North Korean involvement, Redstone, revolution, russia, Russian support, Support, Troops, War, weapons, zelenskyy

join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as north korean soldiers helping russia in a wild war against zelenskyy’s army! build bunkers, craft weapons, and fight for your dear leader kim jong-un! become a hero of the motherland and show off your pvp skills in intense battles! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold for you to discover! come join the chaos and let’s conquer the world together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Crops Grown:	4726
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4