If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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