Are you tired of trying to lose weight in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine, build, and battle your way to a slimmer you!

Our server is equipped with magical weight loss potions that will shrink your character every time you defeat a mob. Plus, our virtual gym is stocked with pixelated treadmills and weightlifting equipment that will have you sweating in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cave filled with enchanted fruits and veggies that will boost your health and stamina. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of a lava pit that contains the ultimate weight loss prize – a diamond-encrusted treadmill that will make you run faster than you ever thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and watch the virtual pounds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Gods Slained: 2
Players Killed by Monsters: 7585 Horror Stories Survived: 3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Servers

  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    Beautiful buildings

    Character leveling

    Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 3245
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Oblivious to the Minigames

    Oblivious to the Minigames

    Oblivion Minecraft Server Overview:

    Game Mode New game mode focused on team play, pvp, and strategy
    Features – Gather resources as a team – Fight unique neutral objectives – Destroy enemy’s monuments
    Discord Join the discord

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided in the discord server.
    Is there a specific team size for this game mode? Teams can vary in size, but it is recommended to play with a group of friends for better coordination.
    What happens if our team loses all our resources? If your team loses all resources, you can work together to gather more and make a comeback.
    Can I play solo or do I need a team? While you can play solo, the game mode is designed for team play, so having a team is recommended for better gameplay experience.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Dimension Hops: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Orbs of Power Found: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Join My Minecraft Server: Add Me On Disc

    Join My Minecraft Server: Add Me On Disc
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end as you navigate through our wacky world.

    But that’s not all – we have epic events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really good french fry).

    So what are you waiting for? Add me on disc and let’s share the laughter, the chaos, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Towns Built: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • “Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP

    “Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for the chance to build your dream base, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    Ever heard of a player who tamed a herd of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons? Or how about the legend of the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks? Trust us, our server is full of surprises that will keep you coming back for more.

    So why wait? Join us now and see why our Minecraft SMP is the talk of the blocky world. Just remember, when you’re here, anything is possible – even if it involves riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CreeperChristmasTripNope

    CreeperChristmasTripNope
    Are you tired of family drama and being overshadowed by your cousin’s pregnancy? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free holiday season! Instead of dealing with passive-aggressive smirks and nursery set-ups, spend your Christmas building epic structures and battling creepers with us.

    We promise there will be no family members laughing at your life choices or rubbing their pregnancies in your face. Plus, our server is filled with friendly players who will support you and cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world.

    So why spend Christmas with annoying relatives when you can spend it with us, where the only drama is deciding which block to use for your next build? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Gods Slained: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • NerdAlertMC SMP

    NerdAlertMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build boring old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where players compete in epic nerdy challenges like building a life-size replica of the Death Star or reenacting the Battle of Helm’s Deep with TNT cannons!

    We’ve got players who take their nerdiness to the next level, like one guy who built a functioning redstone computer that can play Minecraft within Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the player who recreated the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy in pixel art form.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner nerd and join a community of like-minded Minecraft players who take their creativity to the extreme, then come join us on our wild and wacky SMP. Who knows, you might just witness the nerdiest thing you’ve ever seen IRL!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 11

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CraftyLifeQuest

    CraftyLifeQuest
    Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, unsure of your purpose? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests to discover your true calling.

    On our server, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the world. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the power to stop them with your mighty pickaxe and enchanted armor.

    Not convinced yet? How about this – rumor has it that buried deep within the mines of our server lies a treasure so valuable that it could buy you a real-life mansion made entirely of diamond blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you meet our resident llama who can recite Shakespearean sonnets on command.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the wacky adventures begin! Who knows, you might just find your true calling in life after all – whether it’s becoming a master builder, a fearless warrior, or the ultimate chicken whisperer. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 28
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Towns Built: 9
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CraftyXi_USbffs

    CraftyXi_USbffs
    so like, this server is like, the coolest place ever man. we got dragons flying around and unicorns prancing through the meadows. you can build a house out of candy canes and ride a rainbow to the end of the world.

    we got Xi from China chilling with us, ready to be your partner and friend. he’s got all the insider info on how to dominate the game and conquer all the land.

    join us for epic battles against evil mobs and crazy adventures in the nether. we even have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons.

    come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Crops Grown: 2780
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MurkCraft: Where leveling up in Minecraft is like a competitive sport, with mythical pets and chill neighbors!

    MurkCraft: Where leveling up in Minecraft is like a competitive sport, with mythical pets and chill neighbors!

    MurkCraft Minecraft Server

    IP play.murkpvp.com
    Discord https://discord.gg/qSMVqSVj

    ✨ What We Offer:

    Join us on MurkCraft for a chill, immersive Minecraft experience designed for adult players.

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Is the server adult-only? Yes, MurkCraft is a private server for adult players.
    Are there opportunities to become staff? Yes, we are looking for staff and creative minds to join our team.
    How can I earn currency on the server? You can earn currency through jobs, quests, and other in-game activities.
    Can I bring my own pets and mounts? Yes, you can collect pets and mounts to accompany you on your adventures.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 10
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Crafty Malaysian Adventures Minecraft Server

    Crafty Malaysian Adventures Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a virtual world that’s even more exciting than Malaysia! Why settle for the real deal when you can join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers in the jungle, building your own towering skyscrapers, and battling dragons in the Nether?

    Join us and you’ll never have to worry about getting lost in a Malaysian rainforest – unless, of course, you want to! Our server is full of hidden treasures and secret passages just waiting to be discovered. And forget about dealing with pesky mosquitoes and humidity – here, the only thing you’ll be sweating over is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

    So why waste your time exploring the real Malaysia when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of building a giant statue of a durian fruit, you’ll never look back!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Potions Brewed: 38

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Stonii’s Stoned Minecraft SMP

    Stonii’s Stoned Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the chaos unfold as we navigate through a world filled with drama, betrayal, and questionable life choices. From building extravagant bases to embarking on epic quests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But the real question is, how can you resist joining a server where you can support a girl who not only does drugs, but also manages to somehow thrive in the midst of all the chaos? Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you as you explore this unpredictable world.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready to experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just remember, anything goes in this world, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6265 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ChocoMilkBandit

    ChocoMilkBandit
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the smallest details matter! Just like the missing straw in the chocolate milk carton, we pay attention to every little thing to make your gaming experience top-notch.

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with chocolate milk and straws!

    Don’t be like the guy who drank his girlfriend’s milk without telling her – join our server and never miss a beat. Plus, if you ever need to confess your Minecraft sins, our community is always here to listen and laugh it off.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together! Just remember, always replace the milk with a straw next time. 😉

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineCraftMentor: “Don’t dig straight down!”

    MineCraftMentor: “Don’t dig straight down!”
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move. Our community is so awesome, even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Gods Slained: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RubleRumbleCraft

    RubleRumbleCraft
    so, like, if you wanna join this cray cray minecraft server, you gotta know that the russian officials have like totally ‘resigned’ to letting the ruble fall past 100 vs dollar. but don’t worry, on our server, the only currency you need to worry about is diamonds and emeralds, baby!

    join us and you’ll be transported to a world where russian officials are actually creepers in disguise, trying to blow up your epic builds. but don’t fret, you can team up with other players to defeat them and protect your precious loot.

    plus, did we mention that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks? it’s a wild ride, my friend.

    so come on over and join the madness. who needs a stable currency when you have a server this insane?

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 25 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafting Misfortune

    Crafting Misfortune
    so, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should join. first of all, we have a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds. u can only access it by solving a riddle written in ancient hieroglyphics. it’s like being indiana jones but in minecraft.

    also, we have a pet dragon that u can ride around the server. his name is fluffy and he breathes rainbow fire. he’s the coolest dragon in all of minecraft land.

    oh, and did i mention we have a haunted mansion filled with spooky ghosts? but don’t worry, they’re friendly ghosts. they just like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. it’s like living in a real-life scooby-doo episode.

    so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. who can say no to that?

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Void Gems Collected: 23
    Villages Defended: 11 Emeralds Found: 9676
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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