join dis epic minecraft server where u can pee in urinals IN UR HOUSE! yea u heard dat right, no more waiting in line at da bathroom, just whip it out and go! but wait, there’s more! our server also has flying pigs dat shoot rainbows out of their butts and giant chickens dat lay diamond eggs! u can ride on a unicorn while battling evil llamas and exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure! so come on down and join da fun, cuz u won’t find dis kind of craziness anywhere else!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48
New Chunks Explored: 212827 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY